Why the person above you should be banned

[SigilFey]

^ That hammer is reserved for seppuku. Ban!

 

[Pounc3e]

^ Ban for not including the TIME in HAMMER. HAMMER TIME! <3

 

[hiuuz]

^ Ban for childishly imitating Thor

 

[Void_Singer]

^ Ban for not being cognizant of 90's rap artists

 

[Riven-Twain]

Complimentary bans for everyone, because I haven't posted for a while.

 

[helios969]

^ban just because I'm feeling salty after 3 days without internet.

 

[Void_Singer]

^ Ban for violating snack mix protocol (needs some sweet)

 

[Hayashi.226]

^Ban for snacking too close to dinner time.

 

[Void_Singer]

^ Ban for having dinner way too early for me

 

[helios969]

^ban for being a night owl.

 

[Archpriest]

^Ban for ruining people's childhood by saying (correctly) there are day owls.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for impersonating an owl -- and for whistling in a mine!

 

[Void_Singer]

^ Ban for offenses unnamed against canaries.

 

[Hayashi.226]

^Banned for not including nightingales.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Ban for reminding me of the Nightingales of Skyrim.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

^ Ban just to ruffle your feathers.

 

[helios969]

^ban for causing Draconifors the need to preen.

 

[SigilFey]

^ BAN!!!
I mean...
Good morning!

 

[Draconifors]

^ Ban for saying 'Good morning' in the evening.

 

[Archpriest]

^ Ban for misspelling Dragonforce.