Why the person above you should be banned

[Riven-Twain]

^ Elderberry ban.

 

[superpunked2077]

^ Elderberry ban.

your mother was a hamster ban

 

[Skirlasvoud]

I ban in your general direction!

 

[michaelstitcher]

English ka-nig-it ban! Send in la vache!

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ He's-already-got-one ban.

 

[Skirlasvoud]

^ Ban for thinking you could outclever me with your silly, fingers bent, running them about the keyboard, syntax behavior.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Wave-at-your-aunties ban.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Banned for leaving out the uncles.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for using relative terms.

 

[CyberBrett]

Well my Aunt May says you`re banned . 950 × 640

 

[Hayashi.226]

That's your Aunt May? Pfft! And a ban to go with that.
*This* is Aunt May:

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for posting May in October.

 

[superpunked2077]

Maybe banned

 

[michaelstitcher]

Maybe delayed again ban...

 

[M3e0w]

^Maybe aunt Mei's melancholy made the makers misalign their tiMEtable emanating in the impediment, ban.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for mayhem.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Hem, hem. Dolores Umbridge, Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic, bans you because she wanted to deal with the mayhem herself.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for dealing under the bridge.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for making fun of the bridge troll of Flotsam.
(But that's a pretty fitting thing to say about Umbridge.)

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for not giving the troll a drink. He's had a hard day!