Why the person above you should be banned

[Codecypher]

Banned cause I want to be the only ninja here. Super-ninja shinobi ban.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned by a snarky gumshoe.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for hunting the Snark.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned in jest, on a whim, for a lark.

 

[Codecypher]

Banned cause I have no idea what you talkin about.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for not larking about.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for thinking he's a bird watcher.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for being a watch birder.

 

[SuperStrings]

^ Ban for being a mod in this forum

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for your lack of decorum.

 

[SuperStrings]

^Banned for making me look up the definition of decorum

 

[khitteh]

Banned because I'm bored and you're in my way.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Entertaining ban!

^Banned for making me look up the definition of decorum

Any day I can make someone look up a word is a good day in my book. Cheers!

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for booking your days.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for cooking your maize.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Amaizing ban.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Prolix, verbose, sesquipedalian ban!

 

[Kaspar.Hauser]

Oh, how nice. A gentleman skilled with words.

Here, have a nice cup of tea, and a slice of BANoffee pie.

 

[Matchst1ckk]

How about we go for a BANburger and some fries?

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for mismatching sticks.