Why the person above you should be banned

[parasite_avi]

Banned for impersonating a time traveller while, in fact, simply putting the idea of living in a different timezone behind fancy words.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for bad timing.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ A timely ban, for changing avatars, and unlicensed luting.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for looting and scooting.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Talent scout ban.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for ratting out the competition.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Giant-fire-breathing-rat-in-the-cellar ban.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for talking about mice I can't see.

 

[Skipper_1O1]

It was mice to meet you. Ban!

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for siding with the murine foeman.

 

[parasite_avi]

Banne for your prejudices against mice.

 

[Gillian_Seed]

Banned for your prejudices against those who are prejudice against mice.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Muscular ban.

Spoiler: If ye don't quite follow the joke. . .

. . .look up the etymology of the word.

 

[Skipper_1O1]

Left-click ban.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned because your post just doesn't click with me.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for not double-clicking. Tsk. Tsk.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

A-tisket a-tasket, here's a ban in a basket.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Wicker-banded ban -- with handles!

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for banhandling.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ All-leather, hand-bound, first-edition ban, with dedication on cover page.