Why the person above you should be banned

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for not realizing that all words are made up.

 

[CyberBrett]

You just made that up ! Banned

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned fer steppin' on me toes while I'm tattlin' tales.

 

[Skirlasvoud]

Banned because nobody likes a tattletale.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned fer tellin' on me fer tattlin'. Tit for tat.

 

[Skirlasvoud]

Tit for tat.

Tat for tit ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for reminding me that my mind hasn't yet left the gutter.

 

[DC9V]

Ban for m..m...m...making me s...s...stutter.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for stealing my peanut butter.

 

[Skirlasvoud]

Ban for being such an incorrigible strutter.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for having a flutter.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? Well, you can't have it! Here's a ban instead!

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Butterfingers ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for flinging clutter.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for leaning right-rudder.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned and befuddled!

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban, as the rains puddled.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for faulty forecasting.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ A ban from astride the forecastle, as the bows cleave the bounding main.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

A portly ban from starboard.