Why the person above you should be banned

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for star-studded comportment.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Cluster ban!

 

[parasite_avi]

You're at this again? Banned for dealing in multiples in a thread dealing with singulars.

 

[Iszdope]

Banned for having that peace symbol next to those rounds on your helmet.

What's that supposed be? Some kind of sick joke???

 

[Skirlasvoud]

Banned, for we make war, so we may live in peace!
-Aristotle

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ There are more bans in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Ban because Cyberpunk 2077 is still 23 days away.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for enumerating the slow, steady marks in the flowing passage of time.

 

[Skirlasvoud]

Banned for reflecting on mortal men’s hubristic attempt, to apply any mark or meaning at all, to a fathomless and oft uncaring cosmos.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for waxing melancholy.

 

[Iszdope]

Banned for not waxing lyrical.

 

[michaelstitcher]

Banned for brazilian waxing

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for wooxing.

 

[Iszdope]

Banned for being an anti-wooxer.

 

[CyberBrett]

Here`s your woohoo ban to make you go boohoo

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Banned for turning on the waterworks.

 

[Steph285]

Banned for trying to prevent our only form of sustenance: Banned Tears.

 

[parasite_avi]

Banned for not considering pineapple pizza a sufficient sustenance.

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned for trying to get me to condemn pineapple pizza; I love it!

 

[Iszdope]

Banned for loving pineapple on pizza cos...well...it's just not cricket.