Why the person above you should be banned

[Iszdope]

Banned for not being a purple people-person eater

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for leaving out the flying bit.

 

[Iszdope]

Banned for...dagnabbit!

 

[Rhyzur]

Banned because reindeer are better than people.

 

[Iszdope]

Banned for not realising that even cockaroaches are better than people

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned because people being terrible could be the subject of the game we're all here anticipating.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Anticipatory ban.

 

[Iszdope]

Conciliatory ban

 

[Rhyzur]

Participation ban

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Anti-consolidated participle ban.

 

[Iszdope]

Banned: past participle ban

 

[Hayashi.226]

Elementary particle ban.

 

[Heart Of Dawn]

Banned for being strange

 

[Iszdope]

Banned for discriminating & leaving out the other coloured Skittles

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned because they all taste the same anyways.

 

[superpunked2077]

You might want a covid test ban

 

[Iszdope]

Banned big time for those are M&M's and Smarties, smarty pants.

You never tasted the rainbow?

Edit: D'oh! Punked punked me.

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned for making me Laffy Taffy

@superpunked2077 Read it and weep

 

[Heart Of Dawn]

Banned for being out of charms

(a triple entendre score!)

 

[Hayashi.226]

I'll see you at the Large Bandron Collider after you've served out your ban.