Why the person above you should be banned

[Skirlasvoud]

Banned for not spending that time on anything more productive. Like sitting on your roof with binoculars, waiting for the mailman to come.

 

[spookycoo]

^banned because I should probably take a nap while I'm waiting lol

 

[dawtaj94]

because he is bad player xD

 

[beboop2]

a lack of showers.

 

[worldcompany]

a lack of showers.

banned cause they didnt use the word 'banned'. (YO????????????????????)

 

[SigilFey]

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Abuse of question marks.

Processing.

Banned.

 

[superpunked2077]

Can not process requests... Error... Error.. Banned.

 

[DoubleDealer]

Procedurally generated ban. It's different every time.

 

[superpunked2077]

ban, its procedure here.

 

[4meg]

Ban for not getting previous ban signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters

 

[Rhyzur]

Banned for inefficient expectations that only delay productivity of more bans.

 

[quintivarium]

Ban! Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.

 

[Rhyzur]

Banned for being against Corpo Sweatshops.

 

[Heart Of Dawn]

Banned for being for Corpo Sweatshops. (The Nomads, on the other hand, know how to make you sweat)

 

[SigilFey]

^ Banned for calling them "sweatshops".

They're productivity spas.

 

[Rhyzur]

Banned for trying to sell me a used car.

 

[SigilFey]

Banned for trying to sell me a used car.

Banned for browsing cars! Now, get back to work, peasa -- I mean, Honored Spa Guest!

 

[Rhyzur]

Banned making me work instead of playing Cyberpunk 2077.

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned for reminding me I have work tomorrow

 

[Heart Of Dawn]

Banned for reminding me to play Overwatch today