Why the person above you should be banned

[lelxrv]

^Ban for wall of text.

 

[ihavacoolname]

^Ban for encouraging impatience and illiteracy.

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned for encouraging patience and literacy.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for discouraging encouragement.

 

[BaalNergal]

^Banned for encouraging discouragement.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for being encourageable.

 

[Pounc3e]

^ Ban for a reason I do not know...

 

[lelxrv]

^Ban for knowing nothing. (wink-wink, get it?)

 

[Pounc3e]

^ Ban for implying that I know the nothing and the empty roads that it leaves behind...

 

[Draconifors]

^ Ban for posting 19 minutes ago.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for posting more than 19 minutes ago.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Ban for daring to ban me for a post made at 12:34 my time!

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for having a grand old time!

 

[Jousting-Jack]

^ Banned for your timely reply.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for appearing just in time.

 

[devivre]

^ Ban for banning despite being banned

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for banding together under a bandy banning banner.

 

[BaalNergal]

^Banned for alliteration.

 

[Pounc3e]

^ Ban because I'm lovin' it! <3

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned for copyright infringement against McDonald's.