Why the person above you should be banned

[MrGuyton]

Finicky cold Ban

 

[Iszdope]

Kenickie Murdoch-Jeff Conaway Ban

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Kendrick 'Kenny' James Luis Shaun David Clark Stewart Conrad Mann ban.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Nameology ban

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Ailuropoda melanoleuca ban.

 

[Bassdeff]

Ailuropoda melanoleuca ban.

Banned for speaking gibberish

 

[DC9V]

Banned for joining a forum on Christmas Eve

 

[Hayashi.226]

Banned for dissing Christmas Eve. How could you? It's the day before Christmas!

 

[Feline_Witcher]

I Hate Xmas Ban

 

[Hayashi.226]

Ban for being grinchy.

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Banned for your lack of 'grinchyness'.

 

[Iszdope]

You flinched!

Two for flinching & banned!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for filching.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Finch-flicking-flint ban.

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Banned for killing a mockingbird

 

[Iszdope]

Banned for drilling a fracking nerd.

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Fracking banned.

 

[CyantaGaming]

I saw this forum game in some other place and I thought I might start a similar thread here. Basically, you have to come up with a funny reason why the person above you should be banned.

So, what should I be banned for?

Welcome to the world where everyone is polemic, this ban, insults etc! (Basically welcome to the new generation of asshole)

 

[Czech Death]

^ Ban for failure to understand what this thread is about xD

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Banned for threading your way into the conversation.
^^ Banned for bringing donkeys and orifices into this.