Banned for practicing necromancy without consent from next of kin.
It is always better to resurrect bans than necromancers. Banned.
Banned because necromancy is. Glooorious form of magic. Sadly they always have a few skeletons in their closet, but that's besides the point!
Banned because necromancy is a disgusting, unholy form of magic that needs to be purged with fire, steel and gatling guns.
Banned although gatling guns cool, they are crude and uncivilized. Long live magic supremacy!
Banned for failing to realize that using a magic super mace doesn't guarantee you a long life.
Banned for failing to realize that gatling guns will make necromancy more holey, not less.
I banish you with the true holy power of a paladin's hammer, heathen!
Jesting-Jack Forum veteran <<< Ban for refusing to post a screenshot of his V.
^ Italicised ban.
(Not to be confused with an Italian-sized ban. That's another matter entirely.)
(Not to be confused with an Italian-sized ban. That's another matter entirely.)
The type of itch on your back that you can't quite reach. It just won't go away! It's right there next to this ban! Much like the itch, this ban is just for you!