Why the person above you should be banned

[SigilFey]

^silent & blind ban

"What!?-I-didn't-see-nuthin!" ban.

 

[LeKill3rFou]

Not seen, not heard, not spoken, so not banned ?
Nah, banned anyway!

 

[MrGuyton]

Brass monkeys ban

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for gaping at apes.

 

[DC9V]

^ Banned for aping grapes.

 

[MrGuyton]

Raisin a ban!

Actually just ban all raisins they shouldn't be hidden in lovely cakes

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banished for raisin' hell! Or maybe to Raisin Hell. Hmmm...

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Prune ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for dry humor.

 

[SigilFey]

Banned for humor powder.

 

[quintivarium]

Ill humor power! You’re banned.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Power-outage ban -- leaves one rather in the dark.

 

[DC9V]

^ Dark-Side-of-the-Moon-Ban

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Lunacy ban.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Solar eclipse ban.

 

[quintivarium]

Elliptic orbit ban.

 

[MrGuyton]

Apogee ban

 

[Hayashi.226]

Perigee ban

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Pedigree ban.

 

[Sunsibar]

Degree ban.