Why the person above you should be banned

[Jesting-Jack]

Fee, fie, foe, ban.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for fumbling five fees for foes.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for forfeiting thy fiefdom to four fidgeting foemen.

 

[Sunsibar]

Foamy ban.

 

[MrGuyton]

Scrub a dub dub three men in a tub ban

 

[Sunsibar]

Spoiler: ... ban

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Prodding ban.

 

[Iszdope]

Baseball bat ban.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Cricket ban

 

[Steph285]

Cricket ban

Ban for not being cricket.

 

[Iszdope]

Sandpapergate ban.

 

[quintivarium]

Which sand ban? Or Sand witch ban?

 

[Iszdope]

That reminds me of a good dad joke.

Um...

Woodchuck chucks wood ban.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Mild chuckle ban.

 

[Iszdope]

Aw-shucks ban.

 

[MrGuyton]

Oyster mutilation ban

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for stealing Oyster Nan's tub.

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub ban!

 

[Iszdope]

Hey grub, hear that glub? Get outta my tub for you is banned!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Bubbly ban.