Why the person above you should be banned

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned to keep the thread afloat.

 

[CiriusBlack]

We all float down here ban.

 

[a3n3a]

You're a witch, ban.

 

[Iszdope]

Banned, for snitches get stitches.

 

[quintivarium]

Ditched for glitches and hitches

 

[MrGuyton]

Hitch-hiker in a ditch ban

 

[Hayashi.226]

Banned for not being a good Samaritan and helping afore-mentioned hitch-hiker in a ditch.

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Banned for being a goody two shoes and helping that hitch-hiker in the ditch.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned because I ain't that good.

 

[Iszdope]

Klaatu barada niktuuhhmmmban.

 

[DC9V]

You shall be banned and banished into the woods like a galvanized four inch nail. [Carpenter ban.]

 

[Don_the_brawler]

I call upon the old ones to grant me the strength to carry out this deed most righteous with zeal. With the power vested in me, I banish thee, foul one! Return from whence yee came!!!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for not returning the slab.

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Banned, you stupid dog, you made me look bad! Buga buga buga buga!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for bugging dogs.

 

[quintivarium]

Banned for the dog gone bugs.

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Banned for letting the dogs out back in 2000.

 

[UpHighLowDown]

Banned for watching a dog sneeze.

 

[Menno555]

Banned for putting Up before High

 

[RazielKanos]

Banned for not having 666 in the Nickname