Why the person above you should be banned

[SigilFey]

^ So that's where my cookies didn't go! Banned.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Banned because the cookey's throat was marked belike.

 

[M3e0w]

Cookey=drinking partner
Belike=probably

^Banned cause I don't understand what you said!
:3

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for running off with a dead man's chest.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for rummaging about in the past.

 

[Matchst1ckk]

I'm too busy reminiscing on the past to ban you

 

[SigilFey]

^ Reminiscing while posting costs lives. Ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Banned not with a hammer but with me trusted knoblolly. It does the job all quick and quiet like.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for not using a shillelagh.

 

[M3e0w]

^Banned for making me google Shillelagh and be dissapointed by not learning anything usefull, moreover making me learn a word I will forget by the morrow.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Banned for not realizing that this is one of the most educational threads on these forums!

 

[M3e0w]

^Banned for your part in the Double-Twain conspiracy.

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned for neglecting the Riven-Dealer conspiracy

 

[CyberBrett]

Banned because i am sure you meant Rivendell home of the Elves .

 

[M3e0w]

^Banned because you made it sound as if Rivendell was some kind of ancestral elven homeland.

 

[CyberBrett]

No Ban cos Elrond told me not too .

 

[M3e0w]

Refuge in the last homely house is indeed a welcome respite from the woes of the world, though anything but a short one is putting off responsibilities.
For now you too are spared, though I fear we will have to resume the banning all too soon.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Consider the banning resumed. Ban.

 

[M3e0w]

^Banned for lack of purple in text

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned. There, happy?