Why the person above you should be banned

[Pounc3e]

^ Ban because I haven't in a long while. DAMN! It feels good to be back and banning again. - Have a break, have a Kit Kat!

WHO DARES CHALLENGE ME!

 

[CyberBrett]

Banned
You're Not You When You're Hungry
have a Snickers

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for snickering.

 

[M3e0w]

^Ban because the Ban thread is no laughing matter.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban. On the contrary, it's a source of endless mirth -- and mirthless ends.

 

[M3e0w]

^Ban. Towards what end do you purport such falsehoods?!
A most stern matter this, I fear you have disappointed the ban gods, bigly.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for porting fearfully big hoods falsely to starboard.

 

[M3e0w]

^Ban, because the hoods are needed to fire a broadside.

 

[CyberBrett]

Banned because we couldn`t hit the side of a barn with that broadside Captain

 

[M3e0w]

^Banned cause there're no barns out on the high seas.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban. Then where do they house the sea-cows and seahorses?

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Banned for horsing around.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for horse sense.

 

[M3e0w]

^Banned for hoarse humor.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Banned for neighsaying.

 

[M3e0w]

^Banned for being a yes man.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Ban for living in no man's land.

 

[OldGrayBeard]

^ Banned for taking the land from the man!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Banned because I'm the man with the ban!

 

[M3e0w]

^Banned because the ban is independet and not subjectible to ownership.