Why the person above you should be banned

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for not having one already.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Banned fer filchin' me good luck charm! Give it back!

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Not your lucky day. Ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Fie! You have thwarted me again, my fiendishly fanciful foe! I shall ban you for this!

 

[Skirlasvoud]

Banned, while you were expositioning about how you were going to ban someone.

 

[dextrv]

Banned because you interrupted mr. Dealer in the middle of his ban speech

 

[Hayashi.226]

^Ban for getting beer on my Welsh rarebit.

 

[Triffid77]

^ Banned for being from a strange land that calls places Llanfihangel-y-Creuddyn and Pork My Dog

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for not appreciating the beauty of unusual location names.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban, direct from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

 

[CyberBrett]

Banned for using all the alphabet in one post.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for not recognising the difference between the alphabet and an Anglesey village.

 

[Hayashi.226]

^Ban because the Anglesey reference is too obtuse.

 

[Draconifors]

^ We have an acute shortage of bans here! Deploying emergency delivery.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Ban because the geometry puns have come full circle.

 

[Jaeade]

^ Ban because drug dealing is illegal

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Ban because that's not the sort of deals I make. Incidentally, if you're looking to trade something of value to you for immortality, I know a guy who knows a guy.

 

[Jaeade]

^ Ban because you tried to scam me, immortality is something you earn when you thank the bus driver.

 

[Riven-Twain]

I know a guy who knows a guy.

^ Ban for indirect acquaintance.

 

[Jaeade]

^ Ban for indirect acquaintance.

^ Ban for having a blue name background instead of the OG dark gray.