Why the person above you should be banned

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for stealing the boots of a cobbler!

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Gobbler ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for catching a cold in Turkey.

 

[parasite_avi]

Banned for assuming the country of initial infection. Might as well have been Germany or Japan!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for misplacing your pan.

 

[CyberBrett]

Ban for not finding the pan in White Orchard .

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for cyberpunking in a distressingly brettsome way.

 

[TurboTim]

Banned for being to shady

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for throwing shade.

 

[DC9V]

Banned for reminding me of 50 Shades of Gray

 

[parasite_avi]

Banned for for your red avatar. Mine's red, you're just an imposter.

 

[DC9V]

I don't have to be russian to wear red, if that's what you're trying to say. Banned!

 

[parasite_avi]

Banned for addressing my nationality, not providing any reason for your ban and also not realizing a simple rivalry based on slightly similar avatar color scheme.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for ruining the composition by adding too much red.

 

[4meg]

Banned for discordantly composing compost.

 

[DC9V]

Banned for discordantly composing compost.

Banned for making me think about that way too much.

Banned for addressing my nationality, not providing any reason for your ban and also not realizing a simple rivalry based on slightly similar avatar color scheme.

lol Sorry, I didn't even know you were Russian ^^ I will find a better reason next time. Be prepared!

 

[CyberBrett]

Banned for not knowing parasite is Russian and a member of the Grammar Police .

 

[parasite_avi]

Banned for blowing my cover. And for your punctuation marks formatting.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for not wearing a fedora.

 

[Paffcioo]

Fedora is so ugly, ugh. Banned for it!