Why the person above you should be banned

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for jinxing the hexes.

 

[Steph285]

^ Banned for copy/pasting that ban reason, and on a Wednesday too.

Banned for not posting on a Thursday.

 

[Draconifors]

^^ Banned for casting fancy magic.
^ Banned for posting on a Wednesday.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for fancying a magic cast.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for not appreciating non-magical actors.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for placing Dimeritium in the footlights.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for using the dimeritium to make bombs to throw at the magical cast.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for casting my intentions in a dubious light.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for not trying to make a dimeritium cast instead.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for diametric opposition.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for the addition of geometry that brings mathematics into the equation.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Geomantic ban.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Manticore ban.

 

[michaelstitcher]

Both of you moderators get a ban for monotony! Is it Friday yet?

 

[quintivarium]

Banned for not posting on Monday.

 

[Codecypher]

Page 300 ban soon!

 

[Skipper_1O1]

We haven't reached Thermopylae as of yet, so you shouldn't have called for the 300. Ban!

 

[Hayashi.226]

Page 299 ban for you then.

 

[artaxexa]

ffs
tl;dr ban, obviously

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for a complete lack of capitalization.