Why the person above you should be banned

[SigilFey]

Banned for trying to put pineapple on a wicket.

 

[superpunked2077]

No food allowed during cricket on field. Red card ban.

 

[Iszdope]

Banned for not knowing that only violence or threat(s) of violence can result in red card ban in cricket.

 

[superpunked2077]

Banned for not viewing pineapple as threatening

 

[Bodalee]

Banned for false accusations against pineapples

 

[michaelstitcher]

No, no, he/she has a point. Banned for missing it.

 

[Hayashi.226]

PPAP ban

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for thinking pineapples would make good pens.

 

[superpunked2077]

Banned for doubting the mighty mythical pen pinapple apple pen

 

[Heart Of Dawn]

Banned for not simply using a pencil.

 

[parasite_avi]

Banned for not using a keyboard. Pens and the like are rudimentary and counter-effective.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for not appreciating the reliability of pens; they will work even when there is no electricity, and they can used on various surfaces while keyboard require a device of some kind.

 

[Steph285]

Banned for not considering those with bad handwriting and those who have to read it.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Banned for maligning doctors' handwriting.

 

[DC9V]

Banned for maligning doctors' handwriting.

^ Ban for making me google a stereotype.

 

[Kessman]

Because I just want it.

 

[superpunked2077]

Ban for no saying ban

 

[DC9V]

Ban for saying ban two times.
(please don't copy-paste ^^ )

 

[Heart Of Dawn]

Banned for saying ban two times.
(please don't copy gel ?? )

 

[Draconifors]

^ Agar ban.