Why the person above you should be banned

[Don_the_brawler]

Banned for looking like a DJ that scratches vinyl.

 

[Guest 4520369]

^ Banned for scratching a DJ looking at vinyl.

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Don't knock it before you scratch it ban.

 

[Iszdope]

Banned as it's been a coupla days & I had to scratch that itch.

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Scratch it with a hatchet ban.

 

[Iszdope]

Catch it in your thatchet ban.

 

[Cheekoo13]

Ban for not using anti-itching ointment

 

[Spectral_Warrior]

^ A creamy ban

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Cwispy kweme ban.

 

[Cheekoo13]

Ban for eating chips with mayo.

 

[SigilFey]

Banned for not liking mayo, especially with...

HEY! Where are my chips...!?

 

[a3n3a]

^CHIPS WITH MAYO?

ugggh, English language can be confusing sometimes: banned for making me think for a second you'd eat that with mayo

 

[Cheekoo13]

Bought Lay's... Was supposed to share with the elf. He gave him the air part, and kept the chips part for himself.
Ban for not sharing properly.

 

[Iszdope]

Banned for putting that in layman's terms. Elves deserve betterer (and yes, more than just air). They is smrt.

 

[I_AM_AWAKE]

Banned for stereotyping Elves. We're not all clever mages.

 

[Iszdope]

Banned for stereotyping mages. We're not all cleverer sages.

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Go back to your slums elves! Filthy city elves. Too weak to live in the forest, and unworthy to live anywhere outside of the slums... I'd pity those knife ears, but I have things to do, so take this ban and off with you.

 

[Spectral_Warrior]

Yes, you indeed have things to do, being banned is one of them

 

[Cheekoo13]

Ban because today is my birthday.

 

[Spectral_Warrior]

^ well, then by all means: have a birthday ban with cake