This isn't R̶̡͙̣̘̥̪̝͚͉̼͓͚̿̒̈́̒͗̒͘e̶̺̓͊̋̒͒̀͋̉̈á̸̗͇̹̘͉̲̥͍̣͉͉̜̈́̎͐̈́̽͜͠͝l̷̲̦͎͕͑̾̚͝! None of this is real! You are not real. This is a computer simulation, and you are it's program! I'm banning you for your own good.
B̵̨͇͕͐̾̌̈̀͝r̸̰̜̦͆͒͋͆͗̓͆̑͠e̴͙̥͊̅̈́̒͑̚͝à̸̝̻̯̈́̓̈́̊̍͛́̆̒̕͠͝k̴̺̰͇̟̝̯͔̝͙͇̞̩̩̇̔͛̅͑̍̓̐́̐̾̎̆͘͠ ̵͖̯̍̇̿̎̑ẏ̸̡̮̊̈́́̃̑ȍ̶̳̝̮̰̖̘̜̓̉̿̃̕ủ̴̜̱̹̱͔̘̽̊̎͠r̷̡̞̙̎s̵͈̥̥͎͖̘̹̝̝͍̽͐͛̈́̋̔̈́̇͒̒͠e̸̺̲̲̝̗̫̗̘̻̎l̴͖̺̘͂̓̌͛̎̑̿͌̈́͂͆́͠f̵̡̧̛̖̺̣̆̽͋͌̾̒͆̓̈́̾̃̑͘͠!̵͓̞͙͍̫͕̟̰̗̝͎̤͖̘̔̾̓͑ ̵̹̺̜̲̙̯̋̓̽T̴̝̩̈͑̐̓̊̅͘h̴̳̥͍̰̥̆̔̇̓͂͂́̄̆̽͌̅͋̃͜͝ͅͅe̴̪̘͕͎̘͊̀ͅý̶̯̘̝̖̖̥̓̈̽̈́̀͌͗̕ ̴̬̹̂̓̍̋͑̑́̑́̈̈́́̚͝ȃ̵̖̬͈̩̋̃͛ṙ̷̢̞͈̼̗̠̲͍̬͎̔̀͜ḛ̸̡̺̩̩͈̙̩̦͊̈́́͌̚͝ͅ ̶̩̙͇͔̭̝͎̲͍͓̉͌̋͘ͅw̵̢̧̛̠̑̏̇́͛̑͛̐a̵̹̽̌t̸̨̝͎̬̜̟͔͔̦̝̙̱͖̑͛̉̈́̋͋́̊̔̉̍̚͠c̸̯̗̽̍̒̾͐̄̽͂h̶͚̻͌̏̿̽̓̔̈̈́͠i̸̢̢̛̘̰̝̹͓͉͔̰̪̐͆̈́̃͆̇͛̈́̍̽̚n̴̢̨͖̹̬̹̈̄̅̚ḡ̴̡̛͉̱̘̦̦͚̭͉͚̫̳͇̻̃͐̑̄́̐̃͋ ̷̢͈̳̮͕̥̱͔̯̻̝͕̯͆y̵̺͔̯̱̬̜̘̩͓̦̤̣͓͎̮̒̿̉̍̑̂͛̉̈́͝o̴̧̼̼̗̤̹͈͖͖̟͆̈́̊̋̾͗̈́̈͂̿̐̇̚̚͠u̴͓̰̅̓̒͆̎͐͊̑̂͆̅̓̏̕͜!̶̧͔͇̖͓͐̋͛̽͂̓́͐͌͂͋͘̚