Why the person above you should be banned

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Archon's wings were so wide
Loud was her battle cry
Sharp was her swords
Great for fighting orc hoards
Across the battle she'd fly
But no matter how hard she tried
She still was banned and lost her pride
 
Don was quite a crazy fellow,
didn't react to the Nilgaardian guards at all mellow,
In a brawl he got himself,
calling a Nilfgaardian fanatic an Elf,
On top of that he made fun of Vrygheff's helm,
earning a ban to the nether-realm!
 
I'm hoping this isn't overwhelming
Look at your helm right there
There it is
Come at me if you dare
Here's the thing
I guarantee this ban certainly won't miss
 
From mere existence,
Rose a don who mastered the art of pretence.
Spoke boldy he did,
Exactly what you expect of a man with his whit.
However he overstated his superiority,
And for that he got banned unsparingly
 
[Edit: That bagpipe actually wasn't that bad and I watched the video until the end!]
^ Banned for the smart smiley
 
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Time to get to work
Put the youtube away
If you don't it comes out your pay
That means you desk clerk
For this crime
Your getting banned and unpaid overtime
 
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