Why the person above you should be banned

[Spectral_Warrior]

With one ban in hand, and the other stored away.
If you dare say I cant, I'll make you pay.
They are tossed as if a grenade,
A ban specifically for your name I made.
Now let them shine like no other can,
Here have this explosive cluster-ban

 

[Hayashi.226]

Banned for using cluster bombs. Don't you know they've been banned?

 

[John_Quichot]

Just a BANda for this PANda!

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Don't underestimate
The power of names mate
Powerful names hold weight
Not people to agitate
But getting banned was probably your fate

 

[Iszdope]

Negate hate ban.

Wait...is that..?

Hmm...

 

[Don_the_brawler]

hmmm I'm not sure what you mean
but I'll keep this nice and clean
I got a plan
I got a can
I got a fan
I'll put them here beside your ban

 

[Iszdope]

Forgot to leave green eggs & ham.

BANNED

 

[Don_the_brawler]

Forgot green eggs and ham?!
No sam I am!
I'd never forget something so important
I think i can't
Oh woe is me
It didn't have to be
Time for the ban you will see

 

[quintivarium]

One ban, two ban
Red ban, blue ban
Whose ban?
You’s ban!

 

[Don_the_brawler]

I got some food
I'm in a cooking mood
I got my recipe book
It's time to cook
Come take your ban
Straight off the pan

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Panoramic ban.

 

[Hayashi.226]

A spick and span frying pan ban.

 

[ChrissyVicious]

Wham! Bam! ...BAN!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned most viciously.

 

[The--Shadow]

^ Panoramic ban.

Ceramic ban.

 

[LeKill3rFou]

^ Titanium-Vanadium-Kevlar Composite® ban
®All rights reserved by Dum-Dum

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Special-reserve ban, aged in oaken barrels.

 

[quintivarium]

Especially saved ban — aged in my refrigerator.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Suspicious-apple-from-the-Flotsam-Inn ban.

 

[LeKill3rFou]

^ Grandma's cordial* ban
*Probably kicks like a mule !