Why the person above you should be banned

[Riven-Twain]

^ Flying-finch ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

A ban of cardinal importance.

 

[Iszdope]

A cardigan-of-cardinal-importance ban.

It's freezing down here this morn'

 

[Hayashi.226]

Banned for hogging the cold. We could use some of that here in the tropics.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned because it's getting stuffy in here and I need breathing room.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Stuff-and-nonsense ban.

 

[Iszdope]

Return of the H.R. Pufnstuf ban.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Puff the Magic Dragon ban

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Angry-puffin ban.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Moody penguin ban

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Sleepy-weasel ban.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Lazy ground squirrel ban.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Cross-squirrel ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for crossing the Aen Seidhe!
Spar'le!

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for offering me elf and onion soup.
I don't like onions.

 

[Hayashi.226]

But I like French Onion soup, so you're banned.

 

[MrGuyton]

Banned for racial profiling

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for rolling a human in World of Warcraft.

 

[MrGuyton]

Banned for unironically rolling a halfling rogue called Yolo Haggins in D&D