Why the person above you should be banned

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for having a hideous, Modern Dutch cow-creamer.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for not checking the hallmark.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for not liking greeting cards.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban, a perfect gift for that special occasion.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for not knowing the difference between showering someone with affection and hammering them.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Tenderly smashing ban.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for enjoying filet mignon.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Tenderised ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for rendering thy tender to a malfunctioning blender.

 

[Sunsibar]

Banned for ban...

Spoiler

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for going ham.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban from the hamlet.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

To ban or not to ban. That is the question.

 

[quintivarium]

Questionable ban

 

[Iszdope]

Too many Q's up there.

Banned to the Q Continuum.

Make it so. Quick smart!

 

[Hayashi.226]

There is no more Q. Have a Borg ban instead.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Cubic ban.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Hexagonal ban.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Octagonal ban.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Octopus ban, eight times.