Will Cyberpunk 2077 show the dreaded penis?

[braindancer12]

Also, we lack rainbows and unicorns.

 

[Sardukhar]

I hope they show it. Not because of any particular desire for nudity in the game (they should probably tone it down because people will start to talk if it's in every one of their games), but because it means that the penis cannon idea I've been mass-emailing CDPWhatever employees about could totally become a thing. Even if you miss and hit someone's leg, it's still technically a head shot!

I think I..I think I love you. In all the ways. Forever.

 

[thewarsend]

...and thus it all started, Sardukhar fell in love with 227, but since Sard's mind were already far gone, Sard started chasing anything that had a 227 written on it, like buses, androids, cyborgs and tanks alike.. He was seeing it absolutely everywhere.. Everywhere he looked.. He was just too far gone.. All because of a simple joke... Yeah..

We did have a topic about fan fiction right

 

[Sardukhar]

Hell. Most of this forum is fan fiction.

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

I hope they show it. Not because of any particular desire for nudity in the game (they should probably tone it down because people will start to talk if it's in every one of their games), but because it means that the penis cannon idea I've been mass-emailing CDPWhatever employees about could totally become a thing. Even if you miss and hit someone's leg, it's still technically a head shot!

I read this, and I immediately thought of this:

Awesome btw. Just awesome.

 

[KIrving]

I'd like some equal opportunity nudity. After all you see full frontal nudity with, at least, Triss and Ves in the Witcher 2.

As a heterosexual woman I wouldn't mind some eye candy, especially bare backsides....hmmmm.

I must say though I was very impressed with Geralt's reflexes. The speed at which he puts on that hideous, white underwear immediately post coitus is mind boggling. That man has skills!

 

[chriswebb2020.736]

I'd like some equal opportunity nudity. After all you see full frontal nudity with, at least, Triss and Ves in the Witcher 2.

As a heterosexual woman I wouldn't mind some eye candy, especially bare backsides....hmmmm.

I must say though I was very impressed with Geralt's reflexes. The speed at which he puts on that hideous, white underwear immediately post coitus is mind boggling. That man has skills!

That is the second best 'pro-todger' argument yet.

 

[dragonbird]

I'd like some equal opportunity nudity. After all you see full frontal nudity with, at least, Triss and Ves in the Witcher 2.

As a heterosexual woman I wouldn't mind some eye candy, especially bare backsides....hmmmm.

I must say though I was very impressed with Geralt's reflexes. The speed at which he puts on that hideous, white underwear immediately post coitus is mind boggling. That man has skills!

Yup.

I always get puzzled by why the bursts of equality state that because there's naked boobs we also need to see penises (peni?). What we really need is Moar Ass.

 

[Sardukhar]

Peniseseseses. You add an extra suffix every time you feel equality hasn't been achieved in a product.

Also, please. A little decorum. Use "arse".

 

[PafetkBazerka]

I don't mind penises, as long as its only there because that's the naked reality.

 

[dragonbird]

Peniseseseses. You add an extra suffix every time you feel equality hasn't been achieved in a product.

So it gets longer with time? I didn't know that.

Also, please. A little decorum. Use "arse".

Ahhh, sad. I've been away from the UK for too long. Anyway, in this context, I think I'd have said "bums" when I was still English.

 

[Sardukhar]

So it gets longer with time? I didn't know that.

I understand. Familiarity with suffixes doesn't come as easily to your kind.

 

[dragonbird]

I understand. Familiarity with suffixes doesn't come as easily to your kind.

Suffices?

 

[Sardukhar]

Unto the day.

 

[Lolssi83.811]

Well I'll take (not in that way!) the actual thing over some censored or invisible thing anyday.
Personally I don't care if they show it. Just as long as everybody doesn't try to feed it to me (ME3).

 

[Cyber_Death]

The reason for this is pretty obvious (The Witcher being a male fanservice heavy series and whatnot), but with Cyberpunk 2077 presumably trying to appeal to a larger audience than straight male gamers, I was wondering if we may see things change.

The greater question is: Are theses changes necessary? To me, they're not for variety of reasons, but I'll be pithy. Why must there be nude female/male(s) in videogames? Is it some sort of standard now? I'm perfectly fine with such 'experiences' being left out. I don't want this game to be porn with an elaborated story.

 

[Sydanyo]

Also, please. A little decorum. Use "arse".

"Ass" is something a sexy lady has, and something one loves to look at.

"Arse" is something a hairy 40-something dock worker is hiding in his oily and crusty overalls.

So, yeah. Ass it is.

 

[thewarsend]

"Ass" is something a sexy lady has, and something one loves to look at.

"Arse" is something a hairy 40-something dock worker is hiding in his oily and crusty overalls.

So, yeah. Ass it is.

Same applies for elven females and dwarf males... But i said too much...

 

[Garrison72]

So we're talking about dicks now? Yeah, this forum has run out of ideas...

 

[kanonite]

Pretty much. Only idea I have right now is a thread asking the users what character concept do they have in mind for when the game comes out.