Witcher 3 Anticipation Thread (Group Therapy)

[Sardukhar]

Witcher 3 Anticipation Thread (Group Therapy)

No idea how long it will last. Also going to see if I can put one in my sig. Because torment is sweet.

I wonder if there is a way to make a poll of this.

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RESPONSIBLE MODERATOR MODE:

The 19th date IS OFFICIAL. I did not make it up, although I am actually extremely smart. Not because I have vanilla coffee with Iwin every second sunday and we laugh about how slimgrin (NOW KNOWN AS GARRISONsomenumber bah. Slimgrin was much more amusing to me...anyway) doesn't wear pants.

I think if you suggest I speak officially for CDPR-corporate, @Marcin Momot would fall off his chair laughing. You should totally do it now. Also, i'm thinking of calling him Marmot. Because reasons.

Edit: Apparently, according to Our Polish Masters, "All digital copies on all platforms, PCs, Playstation 4 & Xbox One, get access at 1AM CET, May 19th."

Now I have to go off and figure out what time that is for people that matter. Namely, me. Argh. Math. Argh.

 

[Jupiter_on_Mars]

No chance in hell TW3 releases on a Sunday.

 

[Sardukhar]

What are you talking about, Jupe? Have you gone MAD?! What kind of -fool- would pick a Sunday? A madman, I tell you. good thing i am no such.

 

[EliHarel]

What is this masochism?

 

[Sirnaq]

It's unhealthy impatience. :listen:

 

[Kinley]

That timer gave me a depression.

 

[braindancer12]

a Sard thread without a poll? thats always suspicious............

 

[ReptilePZ]

I know, I am very disappointed with Sard.

 

[dragonbird]

I actually sat here watching that for about a minute. I really need to get a life.

 

[C0bR]

It bothers me that it goes by 3 seconds at a time

 

[Cheylus]

Thank you. Now I know what to stare for the next 274 days.

 

[HeelPower]

Could've sworn it was sooner than that

 

[ReptilePZ]

Shit, almost forgot. Obligatory Final Countdown reference:

Still waiting for that poll btw. @Sardukhar

 

[Sardukhar]

So I made a Countdown Timer. Of Pain and Suffering. GAZE UPON IT.

ReplikaIZ wanted a poll. As you all know - well, not you filthy primitives, but our more enlightened Cyber Brethren know, ( Ah, I just called my crew "enlightened." Ahahah.hahahahHAAHAHAHAH! Ahhh. Ha. Anyway.), I LIVE TO SERVE.

I have no idea if you people set up a poll for the release date. That would be boring anyway.

 

[Jack Bauer 24]

The 17th? Is that official?

 

[Garrison72]

You are evil, Sard. I'm never looking at this thread again.

 

[Kinley]

The 17th? Is that official?

It is not.

 

[Sardukhar]

HOW DO YOU KNOW KINL5Y? Have you been watching while I-Win and I have coffee on his balcony atop his fantastically wonderful mansion in the Polish Alps, sipping freshly made vanilla-coffee and talking about slimgrin's legs?

I don't blame you. I would too. I am! Mmmm.

You know, he smells just like heroism should.

 

[Kinley]

KINL5Y?

GODAMMIT. You know, I want to get rid of that 3, but Keth takes forever to respond.

Have you been watching while I-Win and I have coffee on his balcony atop his fantastically wonderful mansion in the Polish Alps, sipping freshly made vanilla-coffee and talking about slimgrin's legs?

I watch you guys every night before I go to sleep. And don't remind me of Slim's legs, I don't want to get aroused in public.

You know, he smells just like heroism should.

I bet he does...

 

[KingHochmeister]

HOW DO YOU KNOW KINL5Y

Take all my redpoints xD