Witcher 3 Anticipation Thread (Group Therapy)

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Witcher 3 Anticipation Thread (Group Therapy)


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Does time seem t o b e s l o w i n g d o w n ?

 
You are so out-of-date. Do you realise that post was already obsolete by the time it appeared in the forum?

Less than one year to go...

There approximately 7 days and 22 hours to go.

7 x 24 is 168 + 22 = 190 hours to release. 190 X 60 = 11,400 minutes. 11,400 minutes x 60 = 684,000 seconds. A couple hours ago it was around 695,000 seconds. I think.
 
I don't see what the big deal is. The game is going to suck anyways. Get off the internet everybody! There is sunshine outside (at least somewhere in the world!) The Witcher 3 is just going to be another run-of-the-mill AAA game like CoD*.

*This is what I keep telling myself to hold in my patience.
 
I don't see what the big deal is. The game is going to suck anyways. Get off the internet everybody! There is sunshine outside (at least somewhere in the world!) The Witcher 3 is just going to be another run-of-the-mill AAA game like CoD.*

*This is what I keep telling myself to hold in my patience.

You go outside in sunshine??? That stuff can kill you in seconds. GET BACK INSIDE!
 
I don't see what the big deal is. The game is going to suck anyways. Get off the internet everybody! There is sunshine outside (at least somewhere in the world!) The Witcher 3 is just going to be another run-of-the-mill AAA game like CoD*.

*This is what I keep telling myself to hold in my patience.

Quite right, quite right: absolutely nothing to like here. No attraction whatsoever: no Dice Poker, no Griggs, no arm-wrestling, no Shani, no Aerondight, no drinking animations, questionable grass . . . . Might as well just give up, now.
 
You go outside in sunshine??? That stuff can kill you in seconds. GET BACK INSIDE!
No. I can't! I must show everyone else the light! I will be the first nerd to see the truth if it kills me! I'll.... I'll.... I'll...

*runs outside garbling gibberish*

*5 minutes pass*

*runs back inside*

Man, you were right. I nearly died out there! Even worse --there were girls out there! REAL ones, not the kind you see on the internet.
Fuck it. As far as I am concerned, The Witcher 3 is the real world from now on!

questionable grass . . . .
Don't get me started on dat grazz! I was only outside for 5 minutes, but even that was enough to know dat grazz is not up to standard with real world er, I mean imaginary world grazz!
 
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No. I can't! I must show everyone else the light! I must be the first nerd to show everyone else the truth! I'll be like the prisoner in Plato's the cave if it kills me! I'll.... I'll....

*runs outside garbling gibberish*

*5 minutes pass*

*runs back inside*

Man, you were right. I nearly died out there. Fuck it. As far as I am concerned, from now on The Witcher 3 is the real world!

And so, the career of yet another would-be prophet comes to an abrupt end.


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Bastards!
They took it from me...And it was a gift from a Goddess...I feel backstabbed and betrayed...
And I, just like every other PC gamer, helped them to build their company!!!

And they didn't even have the courtesy to stab you in the back with the sword they stole from you! Shame.
 
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Has anyone notice how...

...time is slowing down lately cause of witcher 3?
Something is really wrong,
post some pic if you also have the same problem, here is mine.
 

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