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Witcher 3 Anticipation Thread (Group Therapy)

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Witcher 3 Anticipation Thread (Group Therapy)

  • Countdown Timers rock hard. Sard, you are inhumanly beautiful.

    Votes: 105 25.1%
  • Countdown Timer? REALLY? You bastard. You utter, utter bastard.

    Votes: 134 32.1%
  • Witcher 3 releases early. Actually,CDPR is playing RIGHT NOW, laughing at you.Ooh..just...OOOH.

    Votes: 95 22.7%
  • Witcher 4 will come out...pretty close to your genius time, Sard. Not on Sunday,though,you idjit.

    Votes: 23 5.5%
  • Witcher 5 will be later,especially if no great E3 prez.I SENSE DOOM.Doomy DOOM. And vanilla coffee.

    Votes: 24 5.7%
  • OH MY BLEEDING GOD.Sard!I want a Linux copy! ASK THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!

    Votes: 28 6.7%
  • Sard! WTF! Do we have to beat you? I vote for beating!

    Votes: 74 17.7%
  • Everytime I look at this, I give serious thought to the Trial Of Grasses.

    Votes: 81 19.4%
  • Tommy says:" I`m REALLY REALLY considering the 3rd option . Actually that should be the ONLY option"

    Votes: 22 5.3%

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azrael.1289

Rookie
#541
May 13, 2015
Sardukhar said:
If I could make them delay it for everyone...I probably would.
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Me too. I'm starting a new job on the 18th. So, will get very little play time :(
 
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PsG1988

Rookie
#542
May 13, 2015
Sardukhar said:
If I could make them delay it for everyone...I probably would. I mean, I'd play it in another month, (of practicing Arena in Dark mode) and AND the wails would be...lusciously enriching.
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You sir, are an evil and egoistic person ! :troll:If i could release it earlier, i would do it !
 
Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#543
May 13, 2015
PsG1988 said:
You sir, are an evil and egoistic person !
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Yep. This thread exists to feed me.
 
Riven-Twain

Riven-Twain

Moderator
#544
May 13, 2015
Sardukhar said:
Yep. This thread exists to feed me.
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Ah! The ancient evil, who feeds upon the anticipation, frustration, boredom, and mental agony of mortals! We see you, now. . . . too late, of course! Now, your powers are nearly fully replenished, and you're poised to strike! Flee, friends! Here is a foe beyond any of you!




(To be perfectly clear, this thing is Sardukhar's abomination, not mine!)
 
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Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#545
May 13, 2015


ONE HUNDRED FIFTY FIVE HOURS TO GO.
 
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Riven-Twain

Riven-Twain

Moderator
#546
May 13, 2015
Sardukhar said:

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What the Devil did you put in my last post?! A Mindflayer Pony?!
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#547
May 13, 2015
RivenII said:
What the Devil did you put in my last post?! A Mindflayer Pony?!
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Just wait until he lures you into the CP forums, where he really reveals his true evility. Is that a word? It should be.
 
Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#548
May 13, 2015
RivenII said:
What the Devil did you put in my last post?! A Mindflayer Pony?!
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FULL POINTS for the Illithid reference, oh fellow geek, but no. Something much worse. Well, worse. I mean, a Mindflayer Pony would be pretty terrific. Someone call the Githzerai.

Dragonbird said:
Just wait until he lures you into the CP forums, where he really reveals his true evility. Is that a word? It should be.
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The -best- thing about Witcher 3 coming out, from my point of view, is that 2077 is the next stop, where I shall welcome All with open...limbs.

Also need a new Countdown Timer, of course.
 
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Riven-Twain

Moderator
#549
May 13, 2015
Dragonbird said:
Just wait until he lures you into the CP forums, where he really reveals his true evility. Is that a word? It should be.
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Ach, ay! It was a narrow escape, indeed! Luckily, there's no enticement to go back (Cyberpunk doesn't interest me at all).

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Sardukhar said:
FULL POINTS for the Illithid reference, oh fellow geek, but no. Something much worse. Well, worse. I mean, a Mindflayer Pony would be pretty terrific. Someone call the Githzerai.
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I'm afraid I can't take too much credit: I had only a very brief sojourn with D&D, many years ago.
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#550
May 13, 2015
RivenII said:
Ach, ay! It was a narrow escape, indeed! Luckily, there's no enticement to go back (Cyberpunk doesn't interest me at all).
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It will, once we get the mind control thingummy working.
 
Riven-Twain

Riven-Twain

Moderator
#551
May 13, 2015
Dragonbird said:
It will, once we get the mind control thingummy working.
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Sorry, I've a natural immunity to mind-control.
 
Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#552
May 13, 2015
RivenII said:
Sorry, I've a natural immunity to mind-control.
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Yeah, everyone thinks that.

..because we tell them to.

Look, I'll tell you what I told Wisdom, who has no interest in Fantasy or the Witcher: Don't play it because of what doesn't interest you, play it because it's CDPR and they have great writing, great characters and fun gameplay. Try it because they make great games.

Also, come on. You're -already- playing a genetically modified combat-drug-using supersoldier. Who tells politics to fuck off, has a lot of safe sex because his augmentations made him sterile and could be a character in any noir novel. Swap the magic for tech and voila!

Bio-augmentations, check!

Seedy setting, check!

Rampant drug use and easy sex, check!

Grim, cynical badass main character, check!

The Witcher series: you practically -are- playing Cyberpunk!
 
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Riven-Twain

Riven-Twain

Moderator
#553
May 13, 2015
Sardukhar said:
Look, I'll tell you what I told Wisdom, who has no interest in Fantasy or the Witcher: Don't play it because of what doesn't interest you, play it because it's CDPR and they have great writing, great characters and fun gameplay. Try it because they make great games.
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Very sorry, but not even for CD Projekt RED. I'm a very particular fellow, when it comes to matters like this, and no amount of mind-control has been able to change that. I enjoy the mediaeval visual setting, folklore references, and a certain dark chivalry exclusive to the Witcher, in my opinion. To be honest, I can take or leave some of the more 'modern' aspects of the game, as they are not what attract me. There are plenty of people who enjoy futuristic, or near-future games -- in fact, more than enough, I'll wager, to compensate for the lack of my little support.

However, to return to topic, are we there yet?
 
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braindancer12

Rookie
#554
May 13, 2015
sitting here and waiting.....

 
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Sardukhar

Sardukhar

Moderator
#555
May 13, 2015
Fiiiiiive days. Can you...can you..oh yes.

 
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ALPES

Rookie
#556
May 13, 2015
braindancer12 said:
sitting here and waiting.....

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:wub:
 
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P1ckleJ4r

Rookie
#557
May 13, 2015
Don't know why but time feels like it's getting quicker the closer to release date.

Suggestion for future torture methods timers.

You could have bone in your sig on the very right side & a puppy to the very left, with jots with a number underneath representing the days & each day the puppy moves across a notch getting closer to the bone.

The beauty of this torment timer, it's a so close yet so far psychological effect. But, when the pup finally gets the bone you can have an animation that makes it jump, cheer, fire works.

Just change sig everyday with new picture or have an actual timer made up with link counting down days in minutes not hours extending the length of Torture Timer.
 
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MaxItOut

Rookie
#558
May 13, 2015



IS IT MAY 19 YET ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

Sorry, getting little mad and insane so close to release ...

 
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TearOfTheSun

Rookie
#559
May 13, 2015
braindancer12 said:
sitting here and waiting.....

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She's so calm ;) Cant wait to see her in battle ;)
 
Mothra

Mothra

Forum veteran
#560
May 13, 2015
Too many eyes seems to stare at the countdown timer so it just won't load for me anymore.
Timers have feelings too. I demand an end to countdown timer harrassment and extreme being-stared upon.
 
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