Yen Or Triss?

[Trireme]

Ok, ok, I got this! Tinfoil hat on!

Geralt secretly wants his mother, who was a sorceress who rejected him. The sorceress who best fits the cold unfeeling stepmother type is Philippa, so she's the one for him!

Yennefer is the ice queen who secretly wants warmth. What she really needs is the Eternal Fire, so Hierarch Hemmelfart is the man for Yen!

Triss secretly wants to steal the boyfriends of her friends and colleagues. The person she admires and follows is Philippa, so Dijkstra is the man for Triss!

 

[Whitey98]

Ok, ok, I got this! Tinfoil hat on!

Geralt secretly wants his mother, who was a sorceress who rejected him. The sorceress who best fits the cold unfeeling stepmother type is Philippa, so she's the one for him!

Yennefer is the ice queen who secretly wants warmth. What she really needs is the Eternal Fire, so Hierarch Hemmelfart is the man for Yen!

Triss secretly wants to steal the boyfriends of her friends and colleagues. The person she admires and follows is Philippa, so Dijkstra is the man for Triss!

I... um... hello?

 

[StandardEpiphany]

Ok, ok, I got this! Tinfoil hat on!

Geralt secretly wants his mother, who was a sorceress who rejected him. The sorceress who best fits the cold unfeeling stepmother type is Philippa, so she's the one for him!

Yennefer is the ice queen who secretly wants warmth. What she really needs is the Eternal Fire, so Hierarch Hemmelfart is the man for Yen!

Triss secretly wants to steal the boyfriends of her friends and colleagues. The person she admires and follows is Philippa, so Dijkstra is the man for Triss!

Very astute.

 

[saltyB]

Ok, ok, I got this! Tinfoil hat on!

Geralt secretly wants his mother, who was a sorceress who rejected him. The sorceress who best fits the cold unfeeling stepmother type is Philippa, so she's the one for him!

Yennefer is the ice queen who secretly wants warmth. What she really needs is the Eternal Fire, so Hierarch Hemmelfart is the man for Yen!

Triss secretly wants to steal the boyfriends of her friends and colleagues. The person she admires and follows is Philippa, so Dijkstra is the man for Triss!

You took no prisoners with that post, eh?

:what3:

 

[Whitey98]

You took no prisoners with that post, eh?

:what3:

Don't start or it will be Ciri's true love next

 

[PetitJuul]

Don't start or it will be Ciri's true love next

Everyone knows Ciri has no true love; she is a time-travelling gypsy princess, a post-modern woman who will enjoy life and love however she likes after blinking into existence on the other side of the horizon.

 

[saltyB]

Don't start or it will be Ciri's true love next

Okay....i'll shut up.

 

[Whitey98]

Okay....i'll shut up.

hehehe

---------- Updated at 04:01 PM ----------

That is literally hurting my soul!

But it could be true! Since it isn't mentioned anywhere that she doesn't

 

[saltyB]

But it could be true! Since it isn't mentioned anywhere that she doesn't

Off-topic mate!!!....off topic !

 

[Whitey98]

Off-topic mate!!!....off topic !

Dodging the question

 

[Rawls]

Off-topic mate!!!....off topic !

Agreed. Yen or Triss? is the topic of the thread. Stick to it.

 

[Whitey98]

Agreed. Yen or Triss?

Never thought i would hear a mod tell people to talk about Yen vs Triss. But it is the topic of the thread

Yen FTW! All the way! Lore is on my side!

 

[Lytha]

Thank you guys, this was hilarious.

And yeah: It's still Yen for me.


Though... I have now the sudden urge to replay TW2 for some Iorveth and some lesbomancy.

 

[Riven-Twain]

Topic, everyone. Topic, please. Posts deleted.

 

[Whitey98]

Ok then... Yen for me

 

[figulus01]

Aye,Yen pour moi.

 

[Boromir2015]

No Yen for me! :no Lore-friendly or unfriendly. Just Shani :wub:

 

[Krull32]

Yen ofc :yes

Shani

Well , if gerald gets amnesia again... :baby:

 

[Boromir2015]

Well , if gerald gets amnesia again... :baby:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Whitey98]

Just Shani

I'd rather be with Triss than Shani and i don't like Triss that much, only as a friend she is good. Shani in the end is a human and like Shani said, it would never work with Geralt. She wants chilldren and before long Shani will be old and Geralt will be the same... that won't work Shani and Geralt work fine as a quick shag in the barn or a brief relationship. But it's not what Shani wants. (BTW im not arguing about anything here, just saying that Shani in the end doesn't want Geralt as a long term partner)

Ohh wait damnit that's entirely off topic. Um... Everybody knows my opinion on Geralts best relationship and who his deep love is