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velkito

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#221
Nov 18, 2008
*chuckle* And then, fearing your silver sword and l33t witchery combat skills, they give you a pearl necklace which you can return to its rightful owner for some XP and a new oil receipt(sp?) :p
 
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TC_Coyote

Senior user
#222
Nov 18, 2008
...when you have a dream involving a werewolf hunting contest occuring in the nearby forest (note: werewolves were the ones competing in a hunt, not the hunted...this can be explained by my working on a werewolf novel before heading to sleep) and when they kill something, the animal bodies contain inventory icons rather than actual meat/organs/bones/...
 
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deoren

Senior user
#223
Nov 18, 2008
Sorry if this was already mentioned (just thought of it) ...You think of your current task as your Active Quest.
 
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TC_Coyote

Senior user
#224
Nov 18, 2008
Summit said:
You walk up to the mirror after a session with game and realize your hair has turned grey
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Old one to respond to, but...Should I note my grandfather's family was Polish and that I'm told his hair was completely white hair by age thirty? ;)Don't have a photo of him in leather armor with twin swords, though. ....course, we do have this one of him in leather jacket with a .30 cal....
;D
 
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Gamewidow

Forum veteran
#225
Nov 18, 2008
heavy looking weapon that! he must have had strong arms :)
 
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TC_Coyote

Senior user
#226
Nov 18, 2008
gamewidow said:
heavy looking weapon that! he must have had strong arms :)
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It was one of the turret guns from his plane ;) Crew chief and top-turret gunner aboard a B-17 Flying Fortress, hence the leather bomber jacket, gloves, and headgear (B-17s were unheated and unpressurized, and the outside temperature could drop well below freezing at higher altitudes).
 
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petra_silie

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#227
Nov 18, 2008
This thread introduces us to a lot of amazing things ;D
deoren said:
Sorry if this was already mentioned (just thought of it) ...You think of your current task as your Active Quest.
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Yep that's true... I often say it when I have "unpleasant" tasks to do in the household. But in comparison to TW I don't get a reward and there is nothing to loot :(
 
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thelostdunmer.651

Senior user
#228
Nov 24, 2008
You know you've played too much witcher when...After talking to some people randomly in a room, you expect the Chamberlain to fetch you and tell that King Foltest now wants to see you... :wave:
 
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Gamewidow

Forum veteran
#229
Nov 24, 2008
I had my first "OMG -- too much Witcher" moment just this week. I was walking along the sidewalk, chatting with my husband when i happened to look a bit farther down the sidewalk (for no apparent reason)The first thing i saw was Zoltan crossing the street -- i think it took a full 30 seconds before i could resolve what i was seeing to mean anything other than Zoltan walking towards me! .. of course (and sadly!) it was not my favourite dwarf, but some short, stout person in an ill fitting winter coat :)
 
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mike23ca

Senior user
#230
Nov 24, 2008
when you play so much that you have actually turned into a 'drowner' must play the witcher....... I am Geralt :dead:hahahhaa
 
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cassandra31eee

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#231
Nov 25, 2008
gamewidow said:
I had my first "OMG -- too much Witcher" moment just this week. I was walking along the sidewalk, chatting with my husband when i happened to look a bit farther down the sidewalk (for no apparent reason)The first thing i saw was Zoltan crossing the street -- i think it took a full 30 seconds before i could resolve what i was seeing to mean anything other than Zoltan walking towards me! .. of course (and sadly!) it was not my favourite dwarf, but some short, stout person in an ill fitting winter coat :)
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I think we are psychiatric cases... The science must give an answer! ;D
when you play so much that you have actually turned into a 'drowner' must play the witcher....... I am Geralt
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I can't understand what you 're saying here. :(
 
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Corylea.723

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#232
Nov 25, 2008
gamewidow said:
of course (and sadly!) it was not my favourite dwarf, but some short, stout person in an ill fitting winter coat :)
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Very sad. What fun it would be to hang out with Zoltan for awhile!
 
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scorch621

Senior user
#233
Nov 30, 2008
you know when you have played too much when [ sorry if this is already here i might have not read it]You see a guy with white hair and say OMG its GERALT OF RIVIA!!!every woman you see usually has red hair
 
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petra_silie

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#234
Dec 1, 2008
This hardly happens to me because all guys I see with white hair are quite old ^__^
 
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lightseeker

Senior user
#235
Dec 3, 2008
...when you look up at the clock and it says 3:00 AM and you haven't slept and you have to leave for work in four hours.
 
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dianathe

Senior user
#236
Dec 3, 2008
you are sitting in a bar with your friends, a guy standing at the counter looks familiar to you, you see just his profile, but it bothers you that you can't remember where you have seen him before, 'cos you're good with names and faces...you look suspiciously into your glass wondering iffen you havent had too much to drink...because the reference that it is Geralt keeps on popping into your head....and WTF,
 
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velkito

Senior user
#237
Dec 4, 2008
when you play so much that you have actually turned into a 'drowner' must play the witcher....... I am Geralt
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I can't understand what you 're saying here. Sad
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Well, if I've played TW or anything really until 2-3 am and have to get up at 7-8 am I avoid direct sunlight as much as possible, it hurts as if I've turned undead :whatthe:
 
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cassandra31eee

Forum veteran
#238
Dec 5, 2008
You know you play The Witcher too much,when you are at Chapter 5, enjoy it like the first time, but at the backround of your mind you have this thought: "OK, i 'll finish and start again"! :eek: (Happened yesterday... :teeth: )
 
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mardana

Senior user
#239
Dec 5, 2008
When you go to bed at a decent hour like 8pm with the game on your mind and as soon as you get up to go to bathroom at 2am you start computer to play Witcher. As your playing, thinking that your going back to bed to get a couple more hours sleep, you realize your going to be late for work and your not even dressed yet.
 
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madmax17

Senior user
#240
Dec 5, 2008
When you ask swamp monsters for sex ;D easily mistaken for a lady of the lake of course.
 
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