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kainsdaughter

Senior user
#81
Feb 11, 2008
LooooooooLI wondered that myself but at least it made me laugh. And well... fast style, group style... can also be transferred to other 'activities' other than fighting.
 
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fyezall

Senior user
#82
Feb 11, 2008
Like taking a piss... group style... :eek:
 
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kainsdaughter

Senior user
#83
Feb 11, 2008
fyezall said:
Like taking a piss... group style... :eek:
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For example ;D
 
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v0yt3ch

Senior user
#84
Feb 11, 2008
not sure how one could piss using group style, or thas a fast style mean that you do not take your pants down? and using strong style would be when you destroy the whole wc with pre-sure? hmmm, interesting idea try using styles in other activities too, also those you are dooing in public places, strong style reading for instance is when after you read a book there is nothing left of it, and fast style reading when after you read a newspaper so fast that you recognize it was tomorrows newspaper, all because of the lightspeed physics effects. :D
 
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cassandra31eee

Forum veteran
#85
Feb 16, 2008
Planewalker said:
...you expect girls in real life are as easy as in the game.
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...you expect guys in real life are as hot as The Witcher. ;)
 
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happyhannah

Senior user
#86
Feb 16, 2008
fyezall said:
Like taking a piss... group style... :eek:
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... I'll admit that's not the first thing I thought of... ;)
fyezall said:
fyezall said:
...you expect girls in real life are as easy as in the game.
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...you expect guys in real life are as hot as The Witcher. ;)
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Hell yea! :-*Also, you know you've been playing too much when you start walking around all obstacles instead of jumping (or stepping) over them!
 
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petra_silie

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#87
Feb 17, 2008
Cassandra31EEE said:
Cassandra31EEE said:
...you expect girls in real life are as easy as in the game.
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...you expect guys in real life are as hot as The Witcher. ;)
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[size=12pt]absolutely [/size] ;D
 
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username_2073769

Senior user
#88
Feb 18, 2008
You know you play too much witcher when you enter a fist fight, and about to win, you think your body will automatically throw the finishing blows at the guy to win 30 orens.. ;DYou know you played too much withcer when you randomly pull out tooth from animals in the zoo and try to givel it to a dentist for a good quality steel sword.You know you played too much withcer when you look at your medallio's vibe when watching a magic trick to see whether if he is performing real magic or not.You know you played too much withcer when you start to pick up grass on the side of the road thinking what type potion you can make out of this grass.
 
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cassandra31eee

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#89
Feb 19, 2008
daniellin said:
You know you played too much withcer when you start to pick up grass on the side of the road thinking what type potion you can make out of this grass.
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That happened to me a lot, with 3 games so far. The last one, is The Witcher. Well, actually i never picked up the grass, but i was looking at it, thinking "is this what it looks like?". And now, with the Witcher, i was looking at the flowers and being confused many times! ???This lusts for a few seconds, and then i realize that it's real life here, we don't have vampires to fight and the herbs are just for the headache... ;D
 
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mando69

Senior user
#90
Feb 19, 2008
when...after having sex i ask for a naked picture :p
 
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uberhost

Senior user
#91
Feb 20, 2008
When you buy a book and then attempt to read it at the cash register so you can sell it right back to them.
 
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amshaegar

Senior user
#92
Feb 20, 2008
When you're wandering what the hell you're doing on an internet forum instead of killing those bloody monsters. :dead:You're not gona make any money sitting all day and surfing the net, you make money,I mean legaly money,by killing monsters and other...stuff. ::)Of course there is and the illegal way :-X of streetfighting and gambling ]:->
 
cassandra31eee

cassandra31eee

Forum veteran
#93
Mar 2, 2008
When you want to have sex in your barn, but then you remember: "Hey, we don't have a barn!" :-[ ;D
 
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jakethepeg

Senior user
#94
Mar 4, 2008
When it rains (rare event) and splashing in the puddles makes you turn to dodge the sword strike...
 
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3py0n

Senior user
#95
Mar 6, 2008
you know you play too much when you see a homeless person on the street and feel like killing them at night because they look like they're going to say "i feel like I'm dying"
 
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oweha

Senior user
#96
Mar 6, 2008
when you are working and you find solutions for quests or when you choose to act in your own life as you did in the game! ;D
 
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uberhost

Senior user
#97
Mar 6, 2008
When you're at a bar and order a Local Pepper Vodka Martini. ;D
 
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cassandra31eee

Forum veteran
#98
Mar 6, 2008
uberhost said:
When you're at a bar and order a Local Pepper Vodka Martini. ;D
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I think in some countries you can order a Local Peper Votka (OK, no Martini... ) :beer:In Finland, for example, or Poland? EDIT
Very cool, sounds like I need to travel more. Drinks on me
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No, you have to drink more! You can learn many things from the etiquettes on the bottles! ;D
 
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uberhost

Senior user
#99
Mar 6, 2008
Cassandra31EEE said:
I think in some countries you can order a Local Peper Votka (OK, no Martini... ) :beer:In Finland, for example, or Poland?
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Very cool, sounds like I need to travel more. Drinks on me! :beer:Cheers,Rick
 
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shinoda-z

Senior user
#100
Mar 8, 2008
When you hair turns white
 
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