When you confuse things from The Witcher with other games. For exampleWhile playing Monster Hunter Freedom 2, I'm hunting and there's a bunch of prey(raptors) around and I'm using a great sword wishing.. Where's Group Mode. Not long after you're hunting large game ironically enough a Wyvern and you drink a potion or two before every battle and wish you wonder why your sword isn't doing anything.When you walk out of your house and you have a lot of plants namely herbs and mint and yes even nightshade and you begin wondering what could you make. When drinking iced tea with mint you start thinking its like Blizzard.When your Ice cream creates Blizzard like affects and your head hurts. When you spent 14hours or so playing the game or thinking/reading/ or on forums about the game while you're awake and when you sleep you have dreams about it. When you feel comforted knowing you have multiple swords around your bedroom just incase a kikimori or any monster decides to pay a visitYou know you're playing too much when you start wishing that you lived in that world and were a Witcher solely due to you have a good sex life, get cards after sex, get paid to kill monsters, killing said monsters.And you look badass while doing it.You know you played too much when you are already planning on spending more money than what is realistic wanting exact replicas of the swords, medallion and the dagger from the game. As well as upgrading your computer to a level where its overkill and saying to yourself. its ok I only need to kill a wyvern or two and I have enough orens.Last one occured to me earlier today and I sat back and was like... ok... this is bad.
...you place a flower in a public fountain thinking it's a vodyanoi altar and expect a gift in return....you wonder why the music didn't swell to warn you of impending danger....you ask the butcher if the wyvern steaks are fresh.
You know you play "The Witcher" too much when....- You visit a local Cooper and attempt to Aard his best stock of quality wooden barrels.- You try to skip through conversations by repeatedly tapping your index finger- You look for a space bar when a rampaging bull is bearing down on you- No objects stick to your back/leg/thigh when you try to sheath them without a scabbard- Your attempt at meditating for an hour doesn't cure your hangover- You get angry when nobody wants to give you anything if you out-drink them- You are surprised when the cops take you away for pilfering food and alcohol from people's houses- You attack the neighbour's dog and claim that you were looking for Dog Tallow- All but your closest friends and family look like the same NPC model- While baking a cake you mess up the recipe and exclaim "That formula need rethinking!"- You walk down the street and mutter "Damn it all! I'd rather be in Poviss!".- You run from children in a supermarket so they won't follow you around- You realise that bribing a jail guard at a federal prison with white powder probably wasn't the best course of action.- You get a pet monkey and train it to run around your feet while you walk around your garden- You set fire to scarecrows in wheat fields, claiming they were noonwraithslol. This is fun.
You beat a mute in the street, shouting, "What did the lady say?!"
...when your dentist's name is Zahin Schmartz, which also has a cold. ;>
That's 'cause you need Wives' Tears!PetraSilie said:Did you try it as well... to no avail ?PetraSilie said: