You know you play Witcher 3 too much when...

[Exentryk]

You know you play Witcher 3 too much when...

You find yourself in inclement weather and say to yourself... "Winds howling!"

 

[MooseOnFire]

You start singing "pam par ram" under your breath at work.

 

[Exentryk]

When you ask your local grocers/cashiers if they wouldn't mind a round of gwent.

 

[jcsayimcute14344]

When you call your car ROACH. LOL!

 

[cleanupdisc]

When you have a nightmare about about a baby botchling :unsure:

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When you go outside and the weather changes and you forget you are not in the Witcher world anymore. :lol:

 

[jon7882]

When you can't sleep because all your brain wants to do is play more Witcher 3. Well that and when you call your kid Geralt.

 

[Frybread]

When someone pisses you off and you say, "Damn you're ugly!"

 

[jon7882]

When someone pisses you off and you say, "Damn you're ugly!"

In who's voice villager or Duke Nukem? lol

 

[Exentryk]

After running in a storm for 20 minutes, you say to yourself... "Looks like rain".

 

[csf60]

When you go to a party and mentally divide the girls into the ones you deal with your silver sword and the ones you deal with your steel sword.

 

[busterr.273]

when you start dreaming about Witcher 3 in your sleep

 

[Cochus1]

When you ask your boss for any contract.

 

[HumAnimaL9000]

when you look at a silver platter and wonder how the hell does that dismantle into timber !! lol

 

[DeGorro82]

When you see B & C-cup as the best proportional size.

 

[StuntZA]

When you try to grab something from the cupboard and end up lighting all the candles.

 

[Rantsir]

When you just can't quit whining that there's not enough Triss in the game

 

[jmarron]

when you play gta 5 golf

 

[kratosmr]

When you can't sleep because all your brain wants to do is play more Witcher 3.

This. Without a doubt its not helping my sleep lol.

 

[skunkito76]

Every time you speak to a woman you are looking out for the dialogue options that might get you laid.

 

[ZuvrikChekov]

You're watching a fantasy movie and your face twists in disgust at the mere sight of a portal.