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DelighfulMcCoy

DelighfulMcCoy

Forum veteran
#41
Sep 14, 2011
When you see a squirrel crossing the street in front of you and anxiously fear for its life because a whole troop of big, evil metal mutants are out to get it!!
 
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Kindo.824

Forum veteran
#42
Sep 14, 2011
DelightfulMcCoy said:
When you see a squirrel crossing the street in front of you and anxiously fear for its life because a whole troop of big, evil metal mutants are out to get it!!
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Haha! It took me a second or two to get it, but suddenly something lit up in my head, and I got the reference.
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#43
Sep 14, 2011
When you see a pub called "The Plough" and wonder how they got planning permission for that name.
 
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andr01d

Rookie
#44
Sep 14, 2011
When you bind flower petals and mushrooms together in a tight package and try to stun others by throwing this thing at them.
 
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dmcaldw

Forum veteran
#45
Sep 14, 2011
You start off on a menial task and the Witcher2 theme starts playing in your head ....... the task is more epic or just gives you that boost to go on .



There is only one other piece of music that does enter my wandering mind during a boring or tedious job. I don't know the name of the piece but it is from the movie The 13th Warrior .
 
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squigette

Rookie
#46
Sep 15, 2011
Walking through the park, I find myself suspiciously eyeing tall grass and shrubs for hidden traps.
I've added terms like "swiving and ploughing" to my regular cussing vocabulary.
I learned more about medieval underwear than anyone should really know.
I praise my cat for for a being a brave little witcher when he kills the hideous spider monsters that lurks behind the bookshelf.
 
DelighfulMcCoy

DelighfulMcCoy

Forum veteran
#47
Sep 16, 2011
When you're shopping at the store and see a big axe on sale and try to figure out it's stun and bleeding chance.
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#48
Sep 16, 2011
DelightfulMcCoy said:
When you're shopping at the store and see a big axe on sale and try to figure out it's stun and bleeding chance.
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LOL. Did you ask the shop assistant?
 
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ratiasu220

Senior user
#49
Sep 16, 2011
Where do you find those emoticons?
 
DelighfulMcCoy

DelighfulMcCoy

Forum veteran
#50
Sep 16, 2011
Arosus said:
Where do you find those emoticons?
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This is one of my favorite sites: http://smileys.on-my-web.com/, but I'm sure there are loads of such sites on the web.


Arosus said:
LOL. Did you ask the shop assistant?
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Err... he already looked funny at my milky white hair, so I tried not to attract any more attention...
 
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cahir-the-witcher

Senior user
#51
Sep 16, 2011
during a quarrel between friends/family/etc. - you choose one side of the conflict, thinking that you'll choose the other "path" next time.
 
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CostinRaz

Banned
#52
Sep 17, 2011
When you dream you're a witcher in a modern world along with your brother on a epic quest to kill Triss's boyfriend.

Yes I had a dream like that.
 
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trylane

Rookie
#53
Sep 17, 2011
When you start hearing ducks and geese everywhere.
 
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siklara

Rookie
#54
Sep 18, 2011
- when hearing the word "duck" makes you think of a certain king

- when the flute your parents forced you to play in elementary school is suddenly the coolest instrument ever

- When you think alcoholism is merely a way to fight/suppress visions

- when you think real life trees suck because they're not endlessly tall

- when you wish trolls existed so you could chat with them all day long

- when you think a good fairytale should have a prince's kiss lesbomancy in it
 
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volsung

Forum veteran
#55
Sep 18, 2011
- When you talk about the greatness and social/political complexity of The Witcher world even with your thesis advisor

(Back in 2008 when I took a short job as an independent contractor)
- While configuring a Linux server for a public institution, you use it to show your buddies the intro video of The Witcher 1 :)
 
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FYCxxLeoxx

Forum regular
#56
Sep 19, 2011
When someone pisses you off and you think about them dieing and suddenly you hear Iorveth's say, "King or begger what's the difference? One Dh'oine less."
 
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FYCxxLeoxx

Forum regular
#57
Sep 19, 2011
When you get drunk at a bar or party and start asking where Odrin is.
 
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KnightofPhoenix

Rookie
#58
Sep 19, 2011
When you start using Radovid's quote to briefly explain politics while sounding cool.
 
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dragonbird

Ex-moderator
#59
Sep 19, 2011
MikeK47 said:
When you get drunk at a bar or party and start asking where Odrin is.
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Just don't start singing the song. Please. You'll get thrown out.
 
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ratiasu220

Senior user
#60
Sep 19, 2011
What song?
 
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