Your useless talent

[ChrisKarter]

I am the epitome of useless talent. I am the embodiment of useless talent.

I might be the biggest waste of space and ability since Bo Jackson retired.

My talent's so useless that I can't think of a better analogy.

 

[SigilFey]

I just developed a talent for stating useless things, too!

We should pool our talent together and do...whatever!

 

[Khysir_Carter]

I have one double-jointed thumb.

 

[SigilFey]

I have one double-jointed thumb.

Thumbs up!

...

Thumbs down...?

EEEW!

 

[Codecypher]

I'm talented at shitposting in forums.

 

[StanislavOZZO]

I can do a near perfect impression of Chewbacca. That's pretty useless lol.

Please record, this is always fun!

 

[CollegeWiFi]

Please teach me how! If i get a hiccup i am SCREWED FOR HOURS! Its horrible. Ever got a hiccup at a concert? Yea fk that!

@topic im pretty good at whistling complex melodies. Ive really been enjoying The offspring song "staring at the sun" recently. Got really good at that one.

I just swallow a big gulp of air and it suppresses my spasming diaphragm.

 

[StanislavOZZO]

I can do this:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1128564808398385152

ahahahaha, really? this is so much fun, I gotta see this

 

[Nesquikkk]

Excluding some weird or pretty popular body features, talking about talent or more specifically "skill" is to spit right to the bullseye from 5 meters.

 

[mithosaurion151]

Playing computer games...
Playing tabletop role-playing games...
I can speak, that one gets zero use these days.

 

[elitecoder27]

i can dig out sports statistics from the back of my mind i guess

 

[StanislavOZZO]

My useless talent is in finding things in computer games that no one really needs.
For instance, in Witcher Wild Hunt if you go into the deep of the forest you may find a tree stump that has a few coins in it.

 

[SigilFey]

My useless talent is in finding things in computer games that no one really needs.
For instance, in Witcher Wild Hunt if you go into the deep of the forest you may find a tree stump that has a few coins in it.

Achievement Unlocked:
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Game Progress -- 100% (Complete!)

 

[NuDCUO]

I'm great at handling and caring for pet tarantulas.... useless talent lol

 

[Joshleo]

I am a real good painter, Oil paintings, but yeah, nothing to gain from it.

 

[ShadowKayn]

i can masturbate 3 times in a row and up to 7 times a day

 

[Jesting-Jack]

I'm talented at shitposting in forums.

You and me both.

 

[PrincessMassacre]

fixing witcher 3 bugs.

 

[Tormorent]

May natural laugh is like that of a comic book villain. A genuine moustache twirlers evil laugh. I put the MU in HAHAHA

 

[fridgeband]

I can count.... ALLL THE WAY..... To Schfvifty Five.