Why the person above you should be banned

[Avalon_railguns]

Banned for screams over the chessboard during a tournament.

 

[Neuronin]

Banned for posting too much in this particular thread.

 

[Avalon_railguns]

You know, I have even been still trying to skip moves.
All the best ban.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Ban for skipping in a no-skipping zone.

 

[Sunsibar]

Banned for zoning out.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Timezone ban.

 

[mightymatt27]

^Banned for believing in timezones. As if, earth is flat, so say the necromancers of Alpha Centauri!
(to be clear I'm 100% joking about the flat earth thing)

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for making fun of the truth. The earth is indeed flat and rests on the back of a turtle. What does the turtle rest on, you ask? Well, another turtle, obviously! It's just turtles all the way down.

 

[mightymatt27]

^ Banned for putting the weight of the world on infinite turtles.

TURTLE RIGHTS NOW!
TURTLE RIGHTS NOW!
TURTLE RIGHTS NOW!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Oy, I didn't put anything on anyone! I just live here. Banned for slander.

 

[SigilFey]

Banned, because your avatar pictures are so close in color tone and design, I just spent about 90 seconds trying to come up with a ban for someone continuously banning themself before realizing.

I'll call this a double corrective focus ban, served consecutively.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned because I'm in a fey mood.

 

[mightymatt27]

^Banned for tangling with an arch-fey. We don't want whatever is coming to you coming to this village.

 

[Avalon_railguns]

Banned for promoting the country lifestyle.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for thinking you can outshine the sun with your polished pate.