I really need to quit assuming that everyone is the same age as me... or was Sapcackler a precocious, lascivious child who started having children when he was 5?
It's a great word with tons of amazing synonyms. Prurient, salacious, and lubricious are my favorites. There are probably a bunch of others, too. To the thesaurus posthaste!
Canada = trees = sap, and cackler because he's totally manic and probably laughing like a psychopath behind the keyboard every time he posts.
I'm really glad you asked for one of those that I actually thought through, because most are just totally random words wedged together for no real reason. The letters allow for so much creativity, though. Saltyhands! Sudokuher! Salmonkandy! Sachelcharm! Sardonichat!