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ReptilePZ

ReptilePZ

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Jan 9, 2015
Alan989 said:
Probably one of the maddest we've had in a while I'd say. :crazy:
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He gave you his... back massage, too?

Hoch?
 
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KingHochmeister

KingHochmeister

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Jan 9, 2015
ReptilePZ said:
He gave you his... back massage, too?

Hoch?
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My slut, it's a business, I have to make a living giving people back massages ...
 
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Alan989

Alan989

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ReptilePZ said:
He gave you his... back massage, too?

Hoch?
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Maybe he just doesn't like you as much as the rest of us mate? :p
 
ReptilePZ

ReptilePZ

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#23,824
Jan 9, 2015
King_Hochmeister said:
My slut, it's a business, I have to make a living giving people back massages ...
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As long as you keep the front massages for me...
 
KingHochmeister

KingHochmeister

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Jan 9, 2015
ReptilePZ said:
As long as you keep the front massages for me...
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Depends ....
 
Sephira

Sephira

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Jan 9, 2015
King_Hochmeister said:
I have to be honest, I am surprised the universe did not collapse on itself because of this thread, wow ....
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Only for a back massage? What was it, an earthquake?

:hai:
 
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Alan989

Alan989

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Jan 9, 2015
Here we go with the "Bromances" again! :rofl:
 
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Mataresa

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Jan 9, 2015
@King_Hochmeister Can I borrow you?
:scold:
 
KingHochmeister

KingHochmeister

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Jan 9, 2015
Synvael said:
Only for a back massage? What was it, an earthquake?
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:hai: :hai: :hai:
 
Sephira

Sephira

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Jan 9, 2015
King_Hochmeister said:
:hai: :hai: :hai:
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Ah, now it's all clear, I'm sure you had a good time then. :hai:
 
KingHochmeister

KingHochmeister

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Jan 9, 2015
Mataresa said:
@King_Hochmeister Can I borrow you?
:scold:
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You have to pay for my plane ticket and hotel fees as well.


Side effects of the treatment may include: Nausea, dizziness and a bit of pain in the couple of days after the treatment, but I am an expert.
 
Garrison72

Garrison72

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#23,832
Jan 9, 2015
Visited Thailand years ago and got a 40 minute massage for $7. Holy shite it was amazing, the old lady knew how to pull and stretch every muscle to the point it hurt, but when she was done I was a new man. Wish I could afford the same here.
 
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Synvael said:
Ah, now it's all clear, I'm sure you had a good time then.
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:hai: :hai: :hai: :hai: :hai:
 
Sephira

Sephira

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Alan989

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I think we need to hire a Witcher to deal with this recent influx of Nekkers! :fury:
 
ReptilePZ

ReptilePZ

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Jan 9, 2015
Synvael said:
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Hoch? I thought we'd agreed not to share the videos.
 
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KingHochmeister

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ReptilePZ said:
Hoch? I thought we'd agreed not to share the videos.
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Ask @Synvael, not me ...
 
ReptilePZ

ReptilePZ

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Jan 9, 2015
King_Hochmeister said:
Ask @Synvael , not me ...
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How does she have it in the first place?
 
Sephira

Sephira

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Jan 9, 2015
#MassageLeak
 
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Alan989

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Synvael said:
#MassageLeak
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#MassageGate




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​:lol:
 
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