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[ReptilePZ]

Probably one of the maddest we've had in a while I'd say. :crazy:

He gave you his... back massage, too?

Hoch?

 

[KingHochmeister]

He gave you his... back massage, too?

Hoch?

My slut, it's a business, I have to make a living giving people back massages ...

 

[Alan989]

He gave you his... back massage, too?

Hoch?

Maybe he just doesn't like you as much as the rest of us mate?

 

[ReptilePZ]

My slut, it's a business, I have to make a living giving people back massages ...

As long as you keep the front massages for me...

 

[KingHochmeister]

As long as you keep the front massages for me...

Depends ....

 

[Sephira]

I have to be honest, I am surprised the universe did not collapse on itself because of this thread, wow ....

Only for a back massage? What was it, an earthquake?

:hai:

 

[Alan989]

Here we go with the "Bromances" again! :rofl:

 

[Mataresa]

@King_Hochmeister Can I borrow you?
:scold:

 

[KingHochmeister]

Only for a back massage? What was it, an earthquake?

:hai: :hai: :hai:

 

[Sephira]

:hai: :hai: :hai:

Ah, now it's all clear, I'm sure you had a good time then. :hai:

 

[KingHochmeister]

@King_Hochmeister Can I borrow you?
:scold:

You have to pay for my plane ticket and hotel fees as well.


Side effects of the treatment may include: Nausea, dizziness and a bit of pain in the couple of days after the treatment, but I am an expert.

 

[Garrison72]

Visited Thailand years ago and got a 40 minute massage for $7. Holy shite it was amazing, the old lady knew how to pull and stretch every muscle to the point it hurt, but when she was done I was a new man. Wish I could afford the same here.

 

[KingHochmeister]

Ah, now it's all clear, I'm sure you had a good time then.

:hai: :hai: :hai: :hai: :hai:

 

[Sephira]

 

[Alan989]

I think we need to hire a Witcher to deal with this recent influx of Nekkers! :fury:

 

[ReptilePZ]

Hoch? I thought we'd agreed not to share the videos.

 

[KingHochmeister]

Hoch? I thought we'd agreed not to share the videos.

Ask @Synvael, not me ...

 

[ReptilePZ]

Ask @Synvael , not me ...

How does she have it in the first place?

 

[Sephira]

#MassageLeak

 

[Alan989]

#MassageLeak

#MassageGate




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