Welcome to The Hairy Bear: The Witcher Off-Topic

[4RM3D]

The old bear has grown too big. So, it's finally time to pass on the mantle to her cub. Here we go again and remember: don't feed the bear too much lest it outgrows itself again...

Welcome to the Hairy Bear

The tavern for our offsping and skilled Witchers
This bewitchingly and charming place invites users and staffies likewise to come to know each other. Stay for a while to have a (virtual) drink and talk about all the world and his brother or your own little precious world, wife and family, sisters and brothers, dog and hamster. Make yourself at home when you are back from work or school. Drop by when you decide to stay at home because today you are sick and tired of your favourite teacher or beloved boss. The Hairy Bear is an off topic tavern which means no inquiries about in-game issues. We have countless threads about it outside our tavern. We should have enjoyable and even funny discussions. Yes, indeed fun ;D Please don't confuse that with spam.

 

[Rawls]

Here we go again and remember don't feed the bear too much lest it outgrows itself again...

That would be unbearable.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

don't feed the bear too much lest it outgrows itself again...

I'll bear that in mind.

 

[4RM3D]

That would be unbearable.

I'll bear that in mind.

Those bear puns are older than the internet. Heck of a way to start off the new thread. Reading those is more painful than walking bearfooted on the bearren landscape in the scorching heat.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Ice, Grizzly or Polar?

 

[Jousting-Jack]

It's a pandemic of puns! I can't bear it!

 

[Vattier]

It's a pandemic of puns! I can't bear it!

It's not so bad. I can bearly notice the puns

 

[4RM3D]

It's a pandemic of puns! I can't bear it!

pundemic

(That was a missed opportunity)

 

[Jousting-Jack]

(That was a missed opportunity)

Yeah but I couldn't refer to puns and pandas at the same time.

 

[4RM3D]

Yeah but I couldn't refer to puns and pandas at the same time.

pundas

(Yes, you can; making up new words as we go along)

 

[Sild]

pundemic

 

[Jousting-Jack]

(Yes, you can; making up new words as we go along)

Well done, sir. You truly are a punsome pundit.

 

[4RM3D]

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Although while polar bears usually look white, their fur isn't white at all. And their skin is black! Polar bear fur is actually see-through, but it takes on a white color because of its structure.

 

[4RM3D]

Well done, sir. You truly are a punsome pundit.

pundamic

A pandemic of puns about pandas.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

I wonder what a bipolar polar bear would look like.

 

[4RM3D]

I wonder what a bipolar polar bear would look like.

Bipolar bears do not exist because there aren't any bears living in Antarctica.

 

[Jousting-Jack]

Bipolar bears do not exist because there aren't any bears living in Antarctica.

That's because those pesky punguins kicked them out.

 

[4RM3D]

That's because those pesky punguins kicked them out.

[...] punted them out.

(Yet, another missed opportunity)

 

[Hayashi.226]

That seals it. This thread is beyond redemption.

 

[Kinley]