CONTRACT: Witch doctor who cured CDPRs OCD

[Terronium]

Hark, fair folk of the North. By order of the fans of CDPR and the Witcher Games, let it hereby be known that any itinerant gamer reading this notice is obliged to abandon any currently-unresolved contracts immediately and devote himself to tracking The OCD Witch Doctor.

A reward will be given to whoever captures and brings the Witch Doctor who cured CDPR's OCD before the release of Cyberpunk 2077 to justice. The Witch Doctor is to burn at the pyre before all gamers in the hope that CDPR can get the OCD Mojo back.

Anyone with information about this Witch Doctors location is to report to the taverns forum at once. You can after Cyberpunk 2077s release find me in a tavern, drinking my woes away with the other sad sots.

 

[Keldrif]

If I find them first you don't wanna know what I'm gonna do to um...

 

[Terronium]

If I find them first you don't wanna know what I'm gonna do to um...

Hahaha. Will have to put a Dead or Alive mark on this contract

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Witch doctor? Not likely. Sounds like a smudger to me.

 

[Terronium]

Possibly a Doppler or more who has infiltrated the office. But the OCD has to return to its former glory, with details that are looked after in a way that the world feels more immersive and lived in.

 

[RichardIgnanz]

I found your Witch Doctor
He practises: Paralyzing Cask, Voodoo Restoration, Maledict and Death Ward

 

[Terronium]

I found your Witch Doctor
He practises: Paralyzing Cask, Voodoo Restoration, Maledict and Death Ward

And... Curing of OCD in beloved game developers apparently

Hope he is brought to justice soon before the game looses its whole playerbase.