Why the person above you should be banned

[Riven-Twain]

^ Lobster quadrille ban.

 

[parasite_avi]

Banned for bringing up the crustaceans - damn hate crustaceans.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Crusty port ban.

 

[Heart Of Dawn]

Banned for not cleaning your PC. eeeeewwwwww.

 

[Hayashi.226]

Banned for washing your PC with soap and water.

 

[Heart Of Dawn]

Banned for taking your tablet with a glass of water

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned for taking your water with a tablet of glass

 

[CyberBrett]

Banned for eating broken glass .

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for not breaking glasses before eating them.

 

[Rhyzur]

Banned for being a bull in a China Shop.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for not realizing a bull can be a key.

 

[Rhyzur]

Banned for harnessing the power of the oysters.

 

[CyberBrett]

What kind of noise annoys an oysters ? A noisey ban annoys an oysters.

 

[Rhyzur]

Kame-Hame Ban

 

[parasite_avi]

Banned for overkilling with a banhammer like that.

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned because we're on page 347 and none of us are actually banned yet, so overkill may be required

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for not recognising that this thread is merely a list of reasons why we should be banned.

 

[CyberBrett]

Now how can i argue if you`re going to make sense but here have this ban i have laying around .

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Sensible, unarguable, layabout ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for being the voice of reason.