@EmperorZorn
So now that you are willing to woe a Belgian girl here are some tips to make your life easier...
1 Buy a Deep fryer: Really get something decent, A Belgian without fries gets grumpy and annoyed at the bad German food. Investing in a good machine will keep them happy and your stomach filled... I suggest at the very minimum something like this:
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Oh I have two like that... >
2. Start a chocolate smuggling ring... Honestly chocolate in Germany is crap... If you set up a smuggling ring give me a call... Really I'm on my last box...
3. Beer: No matter what you think beer should taste like forget it. Belgians have more beer flavors than you can ever imagine. Nod your head and go on a trip to Belgium to get more beer.
4. Learn languages... Belgian people grow up with 2,3 or even 4 languages at the minimum try to learn her native one. Translating is boring.
5. Coffee: while German coffee isn't crap, it is expensive. One can take 10KG per person across the border and claim it's for personal use... Believe me I do it a lot. The closest thing to Belgian coffee is however real Senseo coffee pads ;D
I feel so evil right now