Why the person above you should be banned

[Heart Of Dawn]

Banned for not raising a crop of REDpoints. And again for a terrible pun. Again. So make that a triple.

 

[zecenker]

Da nada. Banned for deserving every single one of them.

Edit: Dang! Banned for beating me to it!

 

[Hayashi.226]

Banned for being too slow, by your own admission.

 

[parasite_avi]

Banned for hypocritical reason, as your reply took 5 hours (flat) to be written, which is not any fast either.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for criticizing hippos.

 

[CyberBrett]

Banned for criticizing hippies .

 

[Draconifors]

^ Hip hip hooray! You're banned, I say!

 

[superpunked2077]

^ Hip hip hooray! You're banned, I say!

Banned so I get to be hip ban

 

[Jesting-Jack]

O frabjous day! Calloh! Callay!
Your ban has come! It's here to stay!

 

[parasite_avi]

Double banned for double dealing, naturally.

 

[Skipper_1O1]

Banned for a cliché ban.

 

[michaelstitcher]

Banned for mocking a classic.

 

[parasite_avi]

This one is going to be tough for me, but - banned for flattering me. And thank you for flattering me.

Gratitude, however, does not lift the ban, sorry again.

 

[michaelstitcher]

Banned for stabbing a friend in the back on a day other than the 15th of March.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Banned for using brute force.

 

[parasite_avi]

Si vis pacem, para bannum.

 

[Riven-Twain]

Moderator business. Posts deleted. And now, back to the silly bans.

 

[Skirlasvoud]

Banned for not taking silly bans seriously enough.

 

[4meg]

Banned for not following the strict rules of banning set down by the Ministry of Silly Bans.

 

[quintivarium]

Banned for banning bans.