"Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."
A guy goes to the doctor to complain about eye pain:
-Doc, whenever I drink my tea in the morning, I get this terrible pain in my left eye.
-Really? When you drink tea?
-Yes, what should I do?
-Hmm. Take the spoon out of the cup.