Since I have not found a similar thread, I am going to open this. In the case that this already exists, I deeply apologize, for I have failed to find it.Whatever one does, be it playing games or working, a little humor is always needed. And this need should be satisfied, thus I have made this thread.Since this is a The Witcher Forum, I would suggest to keep the jokes in the general age group. For obvious reasons, somebody who has played The Witcher is at least 17+ (going by the American rating here) and therefore is fine here. Anybody here should be above that age.Oh and by the way, jokes have te goal of laughter, not offending. Please keep this in mind, it is not supossed to be offensive, if one feels it is.__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ''I think it's raining'', he said to his wife.''No, that felt more like snow to me'', she replied.''No, I'm sure it was just rain'', he said.Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing when they saw a communist party official walking toward them.''Let's not fight about it'', the man said, ''Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing''.As the official approached, the man said, ''Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?''''It's raining, of course'', he replied, and walked on.But the woman insisted: ''I know that felt like snow!''To which the man quietly replied: ''Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear''_______________________________________________________One day a man is riding the subway. He was the first one on so he waited for everyone else to board. He sees a teenage kid with multi colored hair, a mohawk and feather earrings in both ears. The man stares at the punk for a while until the boy finally shouts out to him "What are you looking at?!" The man then replies " About 17 years ago when I was in South America I got drunk, I then screwed a parrot and I thought you could be my son."_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Q: Why is American beer served cold?A: So you can distinguish it from urine.Please go ahead and post your own jokes and favorites.
