Why the person above you should be banned

[iCake]

I know a man who knows a man who knows a man who is banning you now!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for encroaching upon the territory of Wham the Banbarian, Dread Slayer of Spambeasts.

 

[a3n3a]

wham a wham likes spambeasts, but he hates jesters, therefore wham a wham whams you from this thread

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for wham juggling.

 

[Guest 4528007]

^banned for not regular juggling

 

[Spectral_Warrior]

^ A chance to ban the warrior princess, > execute

 

[Jesting-Jack]

And for my next act, I shall throw this ban blindfolded!

 

[Guest 4528007]

^BAN,, cause we dont throw things here.

 

[a3n3a]

^Ban, oh no, what did I just do, throw you out of this thread? ohnoooooo

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for attempted dethreadestration.

 

[iCake]

Banned for making up words. Doubly banned for trying to throw out the warrior princess. Lucy Lawless mightily disapproves!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned because all words are made up.

 

[iCake]

Banned for not acknowledging the harm he did to Lucy Lawless. Non-apolegetic ban.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Ululating ban.

 

[a3n3a]

banned for the delicious crime of lesbomancy

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for your spurious claims. I lack the proper equipment to practice the aforementioned school of magic.

 

[a3n3a]

philippa eilhart knows what you did last summer; banned for that!

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Banned for bringing Phillipa into this. She and I don't see eye to eye.

 

[a3n3a]

Banned because Phillipa is already here, you think that's just an owl over there?

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Looney ban. T-t-t-that's owl, folks!