Why the person above you should be banned

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Courtesy ban. Guardsman... *nods*

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for nodding off.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

You're supposed to say no lollygagging. Banned for not being in character.

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for confusing an officer.

 

[Jesting-Jack]

Heh, I thought guards are supposed to be confused by default.

Hey, come on now, it was only a...

Ban for giving me angry looks! *ducks into an alley and melts into the shadows.*

 

[Riven-Twain]

^ Ban for melting alley ducks into shadows! There's a law against that.

 

[hiuuz]

Melting ducks? What?

 

[Hayashi.226]

^Ban for not banning.

 

[KyoShinda]

^Ban for having no profile picture.

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Banned for making a black cat cross our paths

 

[Draconifors]

^ Ban for failing to point out that the black cat has three heads!

 

[Riven-Twain]

Melting ducks? What?

That's why there's a law against it. Not only does it make no sense whatsoever, it also upsets the ducks.

 

[romantoman123]

^ban for not banning

 

[Deciousdark]

^Ban for not allowing Riven to tell us more about the ducks.

 

[Matchst1ckk]

Ban for quacking me up

 

[romantoman123]

^ban for bad pun

 

[Jesting-Jack]

^ Banned for being an enemy of the Ancient and Reverend Order of Wretched Punsters!

 

[romantoman123]

^ban for mistaking me as an enemy and not a critic

 

[Hayashi.226]

^Ban for being overly critical.

 

[Draconifors]

^ Ban for criticizing someone for being too critical. :unsure: