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DC9V

DC9V

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#1
Feb 12, 2021
I was looking for off-topic content in the Cyberpunk section but couldn't find anything, so...
HERE V GO!
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How do you call a cheater who got his optics rebooted?
heater
 
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Riven-Twain

Riven-Twain

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#2
Feb 12, 2021
I approve, naturally. It's always relaxing to punctuate the day with a spot of off-topic.
 
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SpookyFX

SpookyFX

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#3
Feb 12, 2021
NO NO NO, if you do this you will be thrown in a pUnitentiary and severely PUnished! Don't you know the PUnal codes in this country?
 
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replayNinja

replayNinja

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#4
Feb 12, 2021
DC9V said:
I was looking for off-topic content in the Cyberpunk section but couldn't find anything, so...
HERE V GO!
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How do you call a cheater who got his optics rebooted?
heater
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What does a sick V need when feeling under the weather?....Ah Choom :confused:
 
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Riven-Twain

Riven-Twain

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#5
Feb 12, 2021
That's nothing to sneeze at.
 
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Jesting-Jack

Jesting-Jack

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#6
Feb 12, 2021
I think I'll just keep my nose clean for now.
 
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Proto2149

Proto2149

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#7
Feb 12, 2021
What band is making the soundtrack for Cyberpunk Edgerunners?

aerosmith

(I'll grab my coat)
 
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iCake

iCake

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#8
Feb 12, 2021
Keep the Eddies coming! Said a BD producer when scrolling feteshist BDs.
 
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DefaultDanielS

DefaultDanielS

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#9
Feb 12, 2021
off topic really ? seems about right ....just another topic I can farm my daily 100 posts on right ???
 
DC9V

DC9V

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#10
Feb 12, 2021
DefaultDanielS said:
off topic really ? seems about right ....just another topic I can farm my daily 100 posts on right ???
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As long as you don't spam
Mods will not go BAM!
 
DefaultDanielS

DefaultDanielS

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Feb 12, 2021
DC9V said:
As long as you don't spam
Mods will not go BAM!
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yeah I agree
 
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DC9V

DC9V

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Feb 12, 2021
DefaultDanielS said:
yeah I agree
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Aight ...ram slots!
 
a3n3a

a3n3a

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#13
Feb 12, 2021
Why did Bartmoss decide to blow up the Net?
Because he was being cyberpunned!

(i'll see myself out...)
 
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DC9V

DC9V

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Feb 12, 2021
a3n3a said:
Why did Bartmoss decide to blow up the Net?
Because he was being cyberpunned!

(i'll see myself out...)
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Interesting, I wonder if @taiwanluthiers is remembering the rain.
 
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Onmens

Onmens

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#15
Feb 12, 2021
Knock knock
Who's there?
V
V who?
[insufficient street cred]
 
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henriklevinson76

henriklevinson76

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Feb 12, 2021
There's a lot of punpun shit going on here...
 
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KeldornOfLatria

KeldornOfLatria

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Feb 12, 2021
I was shot and left for dead on a junkyard, but revived with cyberware. What do you call me?

Cyberdex
 
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DC9V

DC9V

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Feb 12, 2021
"Officer, how did you find the hacker?"
"A lady told me that he ran-som-ware so I went down the street and suddently I saw him leaving a store called Al-Gore-Rhythms. We then caught him as he tried to buy some Phish and Chips."
 
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exxxed

exxxed

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Feb 12, 2021
Why did the rocker boy get kicked out?

Because he wasn't chippin' in...

 
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iCake

iCake

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Feb 13, 2021
Fun fact.

Tom from Tom and Jerry started to flatline way before it was cool.
 
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